Recent Locker Room Comments by ajaffe

Shotgun in the bucket

A real man can HOLD his... ah, never mind...

posted by ajaffe at 12:37 PM on January 13

Shotgun in the bucket

If only my powers could be channeled for good rather than evil...

posted by ajaffe at 02:12 PM on January 10

Shotgun in the bucket

Thanks!

posted by ajaffe at 08:08 AM on January 09

Pictures from last night's NYC SpoFi meetup

Aha! I wasn't doubting you, goddam, but rather Jim Dolan, cursed be his name!

posted by ajaffe at 03:54 PM on March 19

Pictures from last night's NYC SpoFi meetup

How much do Leafs tickets run, Fraze? The seats we had at MSG were only slightly better than the ones I get from a friend, and literally twice as expensive.

posted by ajaffe at 01:44 PM on March 19

Pictures from last night's NYC SpoFi meetup

goddam, How about apologizing for any nausea caused by Dancin' Larry!

posted by ajaffe at 08:57 AM on March 19

Pictures from last night's NYC SpoFi meetup

It really was a fantastic time -- great to meet goddam and Mr. Frisby! I was stunned by the outpouring of goals -- the Rangers NEVER do that when I'm there!

posted by ajaffe at 03:03 PM on March 18

Yahoo Spofi NHL Fantasy Draft Recap

Cleveland rocks -- NOT!

posted by ajaffe at 08:20 AM on October 04

Attention Toque-Wearing Molson Drinkers*!

Well, I ended up with T. Poti, so anyone's complaints are falling deaf ClevelandRobberBaron ears...

posted by ajaffe at 08:27 PM on September 29

Attention Toque-Wearing Molson Drinkers*!

No dice at home, either... Autopick it is...

posted by ajaffe at 08:56 AM on September 28

Attention Toque-Wearing Molson Drinkers*!

Yahoo suggests it's a workplace-firewall issue. I'll check at home.

posted by ajaffe at 11:23 AM on September 27

Attention Toque-Wearing Molson Drinkers*!

My draft test failed -- I was going to autodraft anyway, but does anyone know what one needs to do to enable livedraft? Go ClevelandRobberBaron! Damn 20-character team-name limits!

posted by ajaffe at 01:17 PM on September 26

Spofi NHL Fantasy Pool

I've registered and because team-name lengths are limited to 20 characters, I'm officially the ClevelandRobberBaron (singular, like Utah Jazz or Philadelphia Bell -- which the makers of Invicible conveniently forgot to mention in Vince Papale's saga)

posted by ajaffe at 11:37 AM on August 30

Spofi NHL Fantasy Pool

Chico's asked me to be in, and if there's room I'll do it, with a name thought up in the past 15 seconds... The Cleveland Robber Barons.

posted by ajaffe at 03:44 PM on August 29

Off Topic: Happy Father's Day!

I can't say for sure, but they made an impression on me when I saw them...

posted by ajaffe at 07:19 AM on June 20

Off Topic: Happy Father's Day!

Speaking of the Packers (well, not really) did anyone wonder about those red, white and blue cheeseheads the U.S. fans were shown wearing during the Italy match? Were they made especially for the World Cup? Were they spray-painted cheeseheads bought in bulk during the offseason???

posted by ajaffe at 02:39 PM on June 19

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Final Round

Shows what i know. May the best person (i.e. DrJohn) win...

posted by ajaffe at 09:28 PM on June 05

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Final Round

ok, so now i want to win this thing. can i change my pick to carolina in 5, please? i was going to change the whole thing to edmonton, but nah...

posted by ajaffe at 06:28 PM on June 05

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Final Round

Carolina is 6 MVP: Doug Weight

posted by ajaffe at 06:18 AM on June 05

Funky Stats Fantasy Baseball?

Catcher's interference?

posted by ajaffe at 10:28 PM on May 25

NHL Playoffs Round 3 pick 'em

Oh sure, make me actually WANT to win this thing now... Edmonton in 5 Buffalo in 5

posted by ajaffe at 12:04 PM on May 18

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

East (4) Buffalo in 6 (3) New Jersey in 6 West (8) Edmonton in 6 (7) Colorado in 7

posted by ajaffe at 03:15 PM on May 04

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-em Update

With my Rangers out in a hurry, I'm gunning for a Costanza...

posted by ajaffe at 03:29 PM on May 01

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

EAST (1) Ottawa in 5 (2) Carolina in 6 (6) NY Rangers in 6 (homer!) (4) Buffalo in 7 WEST (1) Detroit in 5 (7) Colorado in 7 (6) Anaheim in 7 (5) San Jose in 5

posted by ajaffe at 01:21 PM on April 19

Link dump time again!

Mets as well. I think Paul Lukas wrote about it on ESPN.com. and re: Avery. Zing!

posted by ajaffe at 08:54 AM on April 09

Rangers/Leafs Game Meetup?

Fraze, I resemble that remark! Ummm, well... Actually. my daughter was at the epic Rangers-Caps 15-round shootout. She didn't have a great view at the time...

posted by ajaffe at 11:13 AM on March 26

Rangers/Leafs Game Meetup?

Hey, Jagr did cut his hair, finally... Congrats, 86! We had a baby three months ago and I'm trying to teach her to be a Rangers fan. May she never know the heartache I've known...

posted by ajaffe at 09:25 PM on March 20

Rangers/Leafs Game Meetup?

Well, I enjoyed it... What I didn't enjoy was, at our postgame beer at the crappy bar near MSG, the sound system was screwed and played "Dancing Queen" THREE TIMES in 45 minutes....

posted by ajaffe at 10:04 AM on March 19