Recent Locker Room Comments by Texan_lost_in_NY

Happy Thanksgiving to you all

My wife's back pain was so bad we couldn't travel so I had a triple meat, triple cheese Whataburger. After losing 70 lbs. I thought I deserved it.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Any time the Cowboys and 'horns win within 24 hours, I give thanks.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 03:11 PM on November 29

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

Pick all the Rams.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 08:24 PM on July 11

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

Oh...and I'm picking Germany to win it all.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:47 AM on June 25

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

Thanks trox. Any picks for the Finals? I'm going Russia v Germany.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:34 PM on June 24

Fantasy Euro 2008

Any opinions on this? Just doesn't seem like a very ambitious move for Hughes.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:59 PM on June 04

Fantasy Euro 2008

I'm in. Here you go, grum.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:56 PM on June 04

Champions League Footie Chat

WC---did you or do you watch Seinfeld? Is anyone keeping up with this?

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:13 PM on June 03

Champions League Footie Chat

I don't know if they're a sleeper team, garfield, but watch out for Germany. Their game against Croatia should be interesting and with the tournament right next door, they're almost playing at home.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 06:14 PM on June 02

Champions League Footie Chat

Thanks WC :-) WC, no taking credit for The Big Salad.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:40 AM on June 01

Champions League Footie Chat

Here ya go, Folkways.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:28 PM on May 31

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I think you meant there'll. heh.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:43 PM on May 20

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Not entirely. Just remember, you're being tailed by the guy who finished 18th in the league table so like the 'pool, I'm crap in the league and decent in Europe. Check this out. Makelele slipped. My ass.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 02:44 PM on May 20

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I'm in there, trox.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 02:26 PM on May 20

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Thank you, gspm. Your work here is done. Until August.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 08:26 PM on May 19

Week 32 update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Thanks, squealy. You just lost me the league...

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:57 PM on April 16

SportsFilter Stickers

I can't reach the order form from work, but this is a great idea. The last thing I need is for my soccer parents to come in here reading what foul fucking language I write. It is a great idea though. Groovycool.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:49 PM on March 25

Week 29 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Ugh. The four most stable spots on the table appear to be 1,2,28 and 31. Don't be surprised to see me take over 28th any round now. For fuck's sake.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 04:31 PM on March 18

Kornheiser post

BJ's aren't sex.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:04 PM on February 28

Kornheiser post

Ah yes, lbb, but what of your annointment by the nake?

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:44 PM on February 28

Kornheiser post

Well let's see the damn picture.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:20 PM on February 27

Kornheiser post

Your right-I'am outta here. This sight is not for me. Unlike others, no big production. JG get rid of email and account. My God, dude, how old are you? Look, back when I first became a member, justgary and I had big hoo-ha scrap, and it got personal, especially some of the things I wrote. I'm not proud of that. As a grown human being I should know better than to lash out at someone with a differing opinion. Thankfully gary hasn't held it against me. Try to get the chip off your shoulder and hang around. There's obviously something here you, and the rest of us, find appealing.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:33 AM on February 26

2007 NFL Playoff Pick 'Em

Pats by 27 Giants score first with special teams-then it's all downhill for the gits 3:47

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 04:48 PM on January 31

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Even a draw would have left Rafael Benitez's men still well off the pace for the title and they remain without a win in the league since Boxing Day. Heh.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 03:35 AM on January 31

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

So, who's up for a no-Ronaldo-for-captain league? It sure would spice things up until the end of the season.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 04:13 PM on January 30

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Can I just say how glad I am the league footie is back? Back to keep ass embedded at number 17. At least number 17 represents the Don Meredith jersey I had as a kid...or something...

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:55 PM on January 29

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Hands off! 17th place is mine all mine.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:19 PM on January 25

2007 NFL Playoff Pick'em

Thanks for doing this, apoch.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:38 PM on January 23

Calling All Rookies

I was very disappointed after I almost breaking my wrist trying to click that link, Ma.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:43 AM on January 23

2007 NFL Playoff Pick'em

Packers by 10 SD by 3 Giants punter 190

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:10 PM on January 20

Calling All Rookies

When? He already looks like one to me. You're just saying that because he's a little nuts.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 05:23 PM on January 18

Calling All Rookies

This site also opened me up to soccer so now at my job (where I am the only white boy and everyone else is either Dominican or El Salvadorian) I can keep and make somewhat intelligent comments on the game. Makes me all warm and tingly inside. Welcome to the bright side, brother! elijahin24, I'm glad you're staying. I've read some of your stuff and you definitely have something to offer. Now c'mon down and talk some soccer with us. We will change America, one SpoFite at a time.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:10 PM on January 17

Week 22 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

May you all burn in Old Trafford hell. Except maybe Squealy. I'm not sure twat-calling is a burnable offense.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:46 PM on January 15

Week 22 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

ARRRGGGGHHHHH! I hate this fucking game.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:51 PM on January 15

NFL 2007 Playoff Pick'em

After all, they are my local team. I got that, owlhouse. Which is why I picked them as well. You can't do better than a football team from northeast Oz.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 07:15 PM on January 11

NFL 2007 Playoff Pick'em

and wow. the perfect whiff on every pick. i'm good. Dude, please don't pick Dallas.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 07:33 PM on January 10

NFL 2007 Playoff Pick'em

Packers by 6 Pats by 14 Bolts by 3 Cowboys by 10 1. 12 turnovers 2. Dallas 3. +2

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:41 AM on January 10

Week 21 Update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Apathy. I knew there was something missing from my loserness. rcade is my new role model.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 05:59 PM on January 04

Mourinho---I'm back!

ooops.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:42 PM on January 04

Week 20 Update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Bloody hell. Someone put me out of my misery. Happy New Year!

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:45 AM on December 31

Week 16 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

WC, you should be ashamed for even knowing an abba song. I know I am.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:51 PM on December 13

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Congrats, gspm!

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 04:02 PM on November 14

SpoFi Footie fans

I got in asap and it's pretty exciting that we've agreed in principle to buy a club and are just waiting for the announcement. Best $70.00 I've ever spent and nothing's happened. Fence, we'll be holding an owners only meeting down the pub shortly.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:15 AM on November 08

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

cuz the Dutch are deservedly world famous for their cuisine. Is that what that green, skunky-smellin' stuff was? Who'd have known?

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 08:06 PM on October 31

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Well done, Bill! I'm comin' out west to steal your secrets!

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:42 PM on October 30

Week 10 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Does getting five blue weeks in a row get a prize? Only the blues, brother. Only the blues.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:43 AM on October 25

Week 8 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Not that squealy needs the patronizing, but Birmingham clearly deserved a point against United. I need to get some of those Blues boys on my team.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:34 AM on October 05

For the few, the proud, the fanatic

Is anyone actually going to keep up with this, posting the leaderboard, etc.? Seems like it died on the vine last season.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 08:46 PM on September 17

Update and Hi Yall

Man, you can miss some important stuff here if you're away for awhile. Folkways, I sure am sorry to hear about your legs but your spirit sounds good. All the best to you and if I ever make it to FLA.....

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:45 PM on September 17

For the few, the proud, the fanatic

I'm in.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:41 PM on September 17

Soccer coaching tips?

Yes, I got some really helpful advice from that thread. This season will be even more interesting---my girls team is now co-ed playing in a U14 boys league. I say bring it on. OK owlhouse, here's an article I wrote printed in the local paper: After a hard fought season, the Lake Country Youth Soccer Association Under 12 Girls Team, The Kicking Chicks, captured the Championship at the Georgetown Invitational Tournament the weekend of May 19 and 20. This group of girls, several playing above their age group, came together as a real team and lost only 3 of the 15 games they played throughout the season. The Chicks showed much improved technical play, a terrific spirit, great energy, top class sportsmanship and a hunger for the game unsurpassed by their opponents. This is a team for which the entire North Shore can be proud. You may be surprised to see how far these girls go in their careers. Watch for these names in the future: AB, Captain DC, KC, HF, Captain NG, MK, KM, Captain DP, LP, SS, TS, PS and MW. Most Open soccer tournaments allow for three guest players. One of our guest players, KM, came from the Temple area. Our other guests were both from Cedar Park, FI and AB. Within minutes of warming up with the Chicks before the first game, the girls were made to feel welcome and a part of the team. With first choice goalkeeper SS away for a previous commitment, MW and HF would be called on to step into the game’s most important position. In soccer, without strong, committed goalkeeping, your team will never go far. The first game was against the Georgetown Ambush. With teammates NG, KM and LP winning balls in midfield, MK was able to hold off defenders on her way to scoring the key first goal of the game. The Ambush came back quickly to tie the score, and then it was time for AB, supported by her new teammates, to show what she could do. With help from all over the field, including KM, DC, TS and FI, AB scored 4 goals as the game ended in a 5-1 victory for the Kicking Chicks. The second game of the day was against the Chicks’ friendly rivals, the Round Rock Warriors, coached by MC. The competition between these two teams is a terrific example of youth sportsmanship. Both teams want to win but the games are played with respect between players, their families and coaches. This was the third game the teams played against each other this season, the first two ending in hard fought 0-0 ties. Terrific contributions and hard work were provided by AB, PS, HF, MW and KC. Finally, in this game, there would be a winner. DP scored the only goal in a 1-0 victory and the Chicks were well on their way to tournament success. The day’s third game was against another league rival, the Titans. A physical team, the Titans are difficult to beat but MK, came up with the goal that would secure another 1-0 victory. Again, there was positive influence from all over the field and as it is with all the Kicking Chicks games, it was a true team effort. There was one play in particular that demonstrated what the Chicks are all about. Late in the game, with the Titans becoming frustrated by the iron grip of the Chicks’ defense, one of the Titans players put a strong shoulder challenge into DP. The captain’s head hit the ground hard but after a few anxious moments, she was back on her feet and ready to go. She was applauded by everyone at the game and her teammates were nothing less than inspired by the courage of one of their leaders. The Kicking Chicks last game of the tournament was against the Black Lightning, a team of quick and skillful players. Once again, an early goal from DP set the team off on the right foot. With strong defending from HF, LP, PS, AB, FI and MW, it was difficult for the Lightning to build any momentum. The score stayed 1-0 until halftime and the Chicks knew they had one hand on the trophy. The second half started with wave after wave of attacks from the Kicking Chicks, but they were finding it difficult to get another goal. PS continued her wonderful all around play by scoring what appeared to be the second goal, but it was called back by an offside ruling. LP, having played most of the tournament in defense, was moved up front to forward and within minutes she scored the second goal. LP has been a terrific player all season and she deserved the goal that would clinch the Championship. Just to make sure the trophies were coming to LV, KM held off three defenders in the final minutes to score the third goal to put an exclamation point on the Kicking Chicks first Championship. The Kicking Chicks are coached by JS, AP and CH.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:31 PM on August 23

Premier League Predictions Thread

Can I change my 'most goals' player? Fuck.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 02:13 PM on August 12

Premier League Predictions Thread

1. United, Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal 2. West Ham, Derby, Fulham 3. Citeh 4. Rooney 5. Van Der Sar

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:46 AM on August 11

EPL Fantasy Pool 07-08 is open.

Howdy. Hope you're all enjoying your summer (winter for owlhouse). I'm in as TX Kickin' Devils.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 01:27 PM on July 25

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Thank you, gspm. Your tables make it all the more interesting and I look forward to August. Now who's going to hand over the ManicDepression Cup?

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:48 AM on May 23

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Berbatov is the new Henry.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:56 PM on May 10

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

TX Devils is in the top three for the 3rd time and in the top 10 for the 9th time... therefore winning the Model of Inconsistency Cup.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:56 PM on May 10

Quality of Links Decreasing. Discuss.

Somebody open a window.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:49 PM on May 10

What are SpoFites' favorite books?

How Soccer Explains the World: An Unlikely Theory of Globalization North Dallas Forty I Am Third Throwing Heat Landry-The Legend-The Legacy

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:37 AM on April 25

For you loyal followers of the Chicksterhood, it's that time again...

You guys are fantastic. Thanks so much. Here's a sample of the logo/t-shirt.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:20 PM on April 23

For you loyal followers of the Chicksterhood, it's that time again...

Thanks for the comments. Since I'm behind on the updates, they will be coming fast and furious to get you caught up. Now...can someone tell me how to upload an acrobat file? Our logo is ready for your viewing and I'm actually picking up t-shirts tomorrow.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 03:56 PM on April 23