Recent Locker Room Comments by kafkaesque

The Scampi of Doom bides its time, soaking patiently in its tasty sauce. Our day will come. Oh yes.

posted by kafkaesque at 06:51 PM on May 19

Ah! So here's where all the banter is being bantered! I made a terrible mistake in selecting my opening day squad and had the Quakes goalkeeper, who is apprently MIA or something. Just this last week I made the decision to sell DaMarcus Beasley to be able to afford a keeper. All I could get was dubious-at-best (sorry Jpoulos) Revs keeper Adin Brown. And then the beautiful bastard goes and gets a clean sheet against the Galaxy! So. uh. That's all I got.

posted by kafkaesque at 02:00 PM on May 12

The Scampi of Doom is ready to break new ground in the arena of hopeless mediocrity! Yay!

posted by kafkaesque at 01:40 PM on March 31

I'm afraid I have have to gloat. I WON MEFI FANTASY FOOTBALL! YIP YIP YIP! Dig me! OK. Show's over. But, yes, you usually have to wait until the season starts to set it up. I am now sailing on the seas of fate with The Fightin' Chupacabras, my English Premier League Football fantasy team, and have my World Cup picks all registered too.

posted by kafkaesque at 10:51 AM on February 21

How about the Seven Golden Vampires? Or Deadly Sins if they can sort out who gets to be Sloth. I guess Dwarves wouldn't work. Spoffers Refs Umps ?

posted by kafkaesque at 01:45 PM on February 07

Stella Artois all the way baby. But yes, sometimes Guinness or Mackeson's.

posted by kafkaesque at 01:40 PM on February 07