Recent Comments by tim

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Super Bowl Time

Where's the Colts bar in Chicago? I'm a die hard Colts fan in the Chicago suburbs and I'd like to know.

posted by tim at 01:01 AM on February 04

Quick, name a sulking NFL receiver looking bad on the sidelines: Marvin Harrison?

Are you kidding me? Marvin Harrison is a class act. He always keeps to himself on the sidelines!

posted by tim at 11:33 PM on November 27

Competitive eaters celebrate 12-minute Thanksgiving in New York.

Go Bertoletti!

posted by tim at 06:00 AM on November 25

Bears, Best Team in the NFL?

The Bears are great, but the Colts still rank as the top team in the NFL. The Bears are second.

posted by tim at 09:18 PM on October 03

Could Reggie be losing the heisman?

Take that trophy away from him.

posted by tim at 11:18 AM on September 15

Turning over a new Leaf?

So just because it's Division II means it doesn't matter, huh? At many times, Div. II, Div. III, Div. I-AA and the NAIA have more exciting games to watch than Division I which is constantly packed with blowouts. Sports is sports and this is a good story.

posted by tim at 12:33 PM on August 20

Leinart signs a large contract

Matt Leinart is a low-life. He thinks that just because he came from USC that he should get paid more than people that were drafted AHEAD of him. He was the 10th pick in the draft (and should have been lower) so he should only be the 10th highest paid player. What's so hard to understand about that. Good luck toLeinart on being Arizona's third string quarterback and you'll be out of the NFL this time in two years. I feel bad for the Cardinals orginazation for having to deal with this guy. All the training camp that he has missed will not help, he will be of no use to the Cardinals.

posted by tim at 11:08 AM on August 15

Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ.

Yeah right... The guy is a lowlife and should not even have a right to file this case. Complete piece of trash is this Heckard.

posted by tim at 10:17 AM on August 03

Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ.

I think this guy has a case... How dare Michael Jordan be famous and look like this guy? If Jordan had any class at all he would have disguised himself thirty years ago and never tried out to play basketball. My heart goes out to Allan Heckard and his family for all the suffering he endured. Jordan should be forced to forfeit all of his money to him.

posted by tim at 10:16 AM on August 03

Bomar gone at OU

I thought Bomar was getting paid for a job that he wasn't actually doing.

posted by tim at 10:10 AM on August 03

Most influential players in NBA History

I like John Stockton and Karl Malone to be added to this list, no one did the pick and roll better than them. And also Larry Bird, the greatest shooter of all time.

posted by tim at 10:07 AM on August 03

Did Roger Clemens deserve a trade back to the Red Sox?

The Dodgers would have to leapfrog four teams to make the playoffs as well.

posted by tim at 10:13 AM on August 02

Did Roger Clemens deserve a trade back to the Red Sox?

How is Houston out of the race, but the Dodgers are still in it? The Dodgers record is only one game better than the Astros. And does no one remember the past two season when the Astros came out of nowhere to win the Wild Card each time and last year they advanced to the World Series. So don't count Houston out, I like their chances better than the Dodgers.

posted by tim at 10:19 AM on August 01

Reynolds gone. Too Bad. Another quality loss for ESPN

ESPN is going completly downhill. Why don't they give all the money they gave to Reynolds to village idiots Dana Jacobson and Jay Crawford. Reynolds has a great baseball mind. Crawford, Jacobson do not know how to conduct interviews.

posted by tim at 03:25 AM on July 26

It's All About The Benjamins Baby

I may have been too harsh on this guy, but really, why is he asking for # 1 money when he wasn't (nor should he have been) the # 1 pick. We are looking at another Rashaan Salaam. Reggie Bush will be getting in trouble with the law and does not deserve a penny. He is already benefitting from multiple endorsements. But Bush isn't even the biggest low-class user. Owner Tom Benson has been taking advantage of Hurricane Katrina ever since it happened. So I apologize for not mentioning Benson before but don't say that Bush isn't taking advantage of the city because he is. And why should a RB be given more money than other positions just because the average career-span is shorter? Runningbacks have every chance to make a full career just like anyone else, look at Curtis Martin. And if Bush does wait until 2007, he would not be selected anywhere close to the first round.

posted by tim at 03:21 AM on July 26

Harold Reynolds Leaves ESPN

ESPN once again gets rid of one of their best analysts. Any network that employs Dana Jacobson and Jay Crawford needs to have their heads examined. Harold Reynolds knew what he was talking about, most of the other people do not.

posted by tim at 03:05 AM on July 26

It's All About The Benjamins Baby

Reggie Bush is a low class idiot. The most overrated player in the history of college football. And now he is taking advantage of the vulnerability of the city of New Orleans to get more money. What a piece of trash. Take advantage of a natural disaster to get more money when there are other people who need it. I hope this idiot waits until 2007 because then he will be completly worthless and his NFL career will be over so he can go back to the street corner and beg for money.

posted by tim at 11:04 AM on July 24

An American Tragedy: Pat Tillman's Uncertain Death.

Red Terror is speaking the truth... why are the rest of you criticising Pat Tillman for what he did and ESPN for getting the facts. Tillman is the greatest hero that could ever be associated with sports. You people are Lowlifes.

posted by tim at 10:41 AM on July 21

An American Tragedy: Pat Tillman's Uncertain Death.

Young Mikey... get your facts straight.

posted by tim at 10:38 AM on July 21

Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ.

Maybe Michael Jordan should sue this guy for pretending to look like him.

posted by tim at 11:50 PM on July 13

Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest

Go Pat Bertoletti!

posted by tim at 11:42 AM on July 05

IT'S OFFICIAL: Steve Yzerman is hangin' up the skates

Red Wings beat the Flyers in the 97 Finals. Great player, it's rare that you see a player stay on the same team for 22 years.

posted by tim at 11:40 AM on July 03

Tallon misses out on the good stuff....

I think this might be the year for the Blackhawks...

posted by tim at 11:54 AM on July 02

Feds trying to hush Bond's Ex Wife

Barry Bonds gets a free pass because he is black. This is ridiculous. Why are you all defending him? And the nerve of you to say it is race related. If he was white he would have been banned for life already. He cheated. Period. And you want to say it's ok to cheat because of his race. Ok.

posted by tim at 01:50 PM on June 11

Cowboys and Patriots Super Bowl Bound?

Dallas vs. New England couldn't be more wrong. When your best player is team cancer youre not gonna make the playoffs. New England will still be good cause of their great coach but they lost too much in the offseason. Don't count out the Colts, who still have a good defense and Peyton Manning's arm can win a lot of games on its own. But at this point it looks like Denver is the most solid team, they may meet Carolina in Super Bowl XLI.

posted by tim at 10:22 AM on May 31

Ironhead Dies at Age 39

Craig "Ironhead" Heyward - A Good Man. R.I.P.

posted by tim at 11:37 AM on May 28

Garner, Springer suspended for "beaning" Bonds

MLB does whatever it can to protect their hero Barry Bonds, its ridiculous. If it had been any other player the situation would go unnoticed. And what's wrong with throwing at a cheater like Barry Bonds? Bonds is the one who should be suspended...permanantly.

posted by tim at 10:43 AM on May 20

Steelers' Porter to Bush: Uhh, Never Mind

Joey Porter is a classless idiot who needs to just shut his mouth, play football and that's it. He's a hippocrite. He complains about the refs in the game against the Colts but then when it was obvious the NFL was fixing it for the Steelers to beat Seattle in the Super Bowl, he said that's just how it goes. Shutup Porter, you idiot.

posted by tim at 10:26 AM on May 18

Brown's Dream Job With Knicks Could Be History

Larry Brown is a classy guy. How could you say he is not, he is also a great coach. Isiah Thomas is the failure. Why aren't we talking about the classless moron Joey Porter. He is an incompetant loser and should be deported, he is the complete scum of the earth.

posted by tim at 10:33 AM on May 15

Browns constructed to contend

The surprise team will be the Cardinals. Edgerrin James can make any team a contender.

posted by tim at 11:24 PM on May 13

3,000 Square Feet of Trouble

what is going on

posted by tim at 12:50 AM on April 24

'I Won't Retire Until I've Tarnished Every Record In The Book'

Barry Bonds gets none of my respect, he uses steroids, gets caught and then blames the media. Him, Sammy Sosa and Frank Thomas should just all go away like all steroid users.

posted by tim at 09:07 AM on March 05

Game's Third team Upstaged Steelers, Seahawks

The Steelers were given the Super Bowl trophy this year, they did not earn it. They are the worst team ever to win the Super Bowl. The NFL fixed it that way so crybabies like Bill Cowher, Jerome Bettis and Joey Porter could be happy. Joey Porter is a classless idiot. And Bill Cowher is still a terrible coach and Pittsburgh fans have no lives.

posted by tim at 10:55 AM on February 07