Recent Comments by bobfoot

Redesigning the Worst NFL Helmet Graphics

Slightly off topic, the Cleveland Indians logo looks like an extended middle finger to me. Which I think is hilarious.

posted by bobfoot at 01:33 AM on November 11

Women's Soccer Playoff Turns Ugly

She shouldn't be suspended, she should be arrested. That was assault. A neck could've been broken. There's a vast difference between good hard play and what happened there.

posted by bobfoot at 02:43 AM on November 07

Six NFL Teams Targeted For Possible Move to LA

That it "would not fly in LA" addreses my point. That, compared to other cities - LA doesn't give a hoot in Hell about NFL football.

posted by bobfoot at 02:02 AM on October 27

Six NFL Teams Targeted For Possible Move to LA

It seems fairly apparent that LA couldn't care less about football. How does the 2nd (possibly third) largest metro area not have a long, storied past in the sport if they actively give a hoot in Hell? Movie stars can't be readily seen on TV from football stadium seats.

posted by bobfoot at 11:20 PM on October 25

Report: Nike Reaches Endorsement Deal with Michael Vick

My old dogs are killing me

posted by bobfoot at 05:31 AM on October 01

Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

I don't think one would want to point the finger at Mark Anderson.

He might pull it.

(rim shot)

posted by bobfoot at 07:06 AM on September 26

Wade: Right time for Astros to make managerial change: Cecil Cooper fired

Not sure why they wouldn't wait til the end of the season.

Spending a little money on ML pitchers might help

posted by bobfoot at 03:44 AM on September 22

Brian Urlacher Suffers Season-Ending Wrist Injury

I don't know from nuthin, but I really don't think Jack Lambert (e.g.) would've been out for an entire season with a dislocated wrist...

posted by bobfoot at 12:18 AM on September 15

Kim Clijsters Wins US Open

That's idiotic, Drood.

Whoa, that's a first

posted by bobfoot at 12:14 AM on September 15

Unheralded American Reaches U.S. Open Quarterfinals

The Shararapova match was lost rather than won. 21 double faults? I think Oudin's playing well - but more importantly, is playing lucky.

posted by bobfoot at 01:14 AM on September 08

NFL Suspends Donte Stallworth for One Year

So, bet on baseball, banned for life.

Kill a man, suspended for a year.

Yeah, yeah apples and oranges.

But with the oranges there's a dead person.

posted by bobfoot at 11:05 PM on August 13

Tiger's Roar

Football players fart. Baseball players fart. Hockey players fart. Basketball players fart.

Golfers have flatulence.

posted by Joey Michaels at 04:10 PM on August 04

And Tiger effervesces

posted by bobfoot at 12:00 AM on August 05

About 2-to-1 against?

This sport is played for the fans. The Hall of Fame is for the fans.

Why not let the fans vote?

posted by bobfoot at 11:46 PM on July 28

About 2-to-1 against?

Are there people in the HoF who have ever committed a crime, felony or misdemeanor?

If one who becomes a member commits such a crime, is he thus removed from the HoF?

posted by bobfoot at 01:19 AM on July 28

The end of the high-tech swimsuit (and the poolside wardrobe malfunction)

Yeah, but I'll bet Title IX becomes moot.

posted by bobfoot at 12:35 AM on July 26

The end of the high-tech swimsuit (and the poolside wardrobe malfunction)

Everybody should do everything naked. All accoutrements, from shotputs to yachts, should be made from see-through material. Anyone found with an opaque substance should be banned for life and roundly ostracized.

posted by bobfoot at 02:49 AM on July 25

Ryan Howard Faster Ever to Reach 200 Home Runs

Kiner's not a household name? 6 out of 12 years HR king - that's just unfortunate, at least for any household that enjoys baseball.

posted by bobfoot at 10:03 PM on July 18

US Skier Cody Marshall Critically Injured in Escalator Fall

I would also like to express my hopes for a speedy recovery, while bringing attention to what I believe is a pertinent website.

posted by bobfoot at 12:07 AM on July 17

Tennis Player Scores with I-Kissed-a-Cokehead Defense

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

ok... ewww

(Pam Dawber? no no nanu)

posted by bobfoot at 11:55 PM on July 16

American League Wins All-Star Game and World Series Home Field Advantage

Speaking of ceremonial pitches... why is it so hard for a healthy human to throw a baseball 60 feet into the waiting mitt of a staionary, expectant professional catcher?

I've looked around (a little) (a very little) and haven't found a decent throw.

Seems like one would practice before throwing a baseball in front of millions of people.

posted by bobfoot at 01:13 AM on July 16

Player hits for "home run cycle"

Let's keep in mind that this is a little league kid playing against little league kids. Still a very cool accomplishment (especially in order) but this is not entirely clear in the story.

posted by bobfoot at 12:05 AM on July 14

MMA the new boxing?

As a sport, no.

Boxing is a very particular sport - some say a science.

Mixed Martial Arts is a mutt, by definition.

Whether it (MMA) is the new boxing by popularity or money is different, I suppose. But definitely not as sport.

It's WWF without the fake.

posted by bobfoot at 12:58 AM on July 10

Legendary Rock Climber John Bachar Dies in Fall

Not for me it doesn't.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:41 PM on July 09

Me neither

posted by bobfoot at 12:41 AM on July 10

Sledging: The Best Insults in Cricket

Read the first ten. First one was funny.

I wish you all the luck Holden! Remember, practice makes perfect... and, I want to present this suggestion demurely, there is a soap named "Lava"...

posted by bobfoot at 12:50 AM on July 08

Should Tiger Woods Be Doing More for Charity?

It's nice to give away your money.

We seem to think that the opposite must therefor be true: it's not nice to not give away your money.

Screw that. Once he pays huge taxes, he's done with his societal requirements - everything else is gravy.

Tasty, tasty gravy...

It's none of my goddam business what any of you do with your money. Similarly, it's none of your business what I do with mine. At what point on one's ladder to Fame does the substance of philanthropy become a point of public discussion? I don't recall reading anything on SpoFi, or anywhere else, about the philanthropical heroics of Gretzky, Orr, Nadal, Laver, Sampras, Ruth, Gehrig, Lamond, DiMaggio, LaJoie... etc. etc...

This is a sports news item, in my opinion, that is a result of way too many "reporters" trying to find something to write about.

posted by bobfoot at 01:38 AM on July 07

Federer Outlasts Roddick in Longest Wimbledon Final Ever

This and the previous win at Roland Garros pretty much ruin any arguments I have been holding onto regarding Federer's status as best ever.

With all due respect to the runners up in these last two majors (especially Roddick, my god what a match), I'm sad that Nadal had to miss out. Injuries are part of the sport - of all sport - and sometimes it sucks.

So, cheers to Federer - the best ever!

... although Rod Laver... ...

posted by bobfoot at 12:23 AM on July 06

Iranian Soccer Players Wear Green Protest Arm Bands

Baclava wearing? eewww

posted by bobfoot at 11:44 PM on June 18

And what of events in Kinchasa?

So many more sports commentators these days.

So much less talent.

posted by bobfoot at 12:14 AM on June 12

Alabama Will Forfeit 10 or More Games

From the story:

"A small number of athletes took advantage of the program to obtain textbooks for their friends, textbooks that had to be returned or paid for at the end of the semester," "It's important to note that no coach or staff member was involved in the violation, no sport gained a competitive advantage and not one athlete pocketed $1.

How does this punishment fit this, rather philanthropic, crime?

posted by bobfoot at 12:05 AM on June 12

Kobe Bryant, No Mere God of Destruction (from True Hoop)

Very interesting article for me, but for that odd, out of place bit about the Russian roulette.

If the basis is legit, I look forward to seeing him as a head coach after his playing days.

posted by bobfoot at 12:40 AM on June 05

Baseball's LeBron

Somebody should put him up against a big league pitcher for a little bit to teach him... I don't want to go so far as humility... but a recognition that he has alot yet to learn.

Or to show us that he's Roundball Jesus. Whichever.

posted by bobfoot at 12:25 AM on June 05

SI Writer: LeBron Snubbed Magic to Send 'Clear Message'

Here's a waste of a web page, (albeit my favourite): www.something.com

posted by bobfoot at 01:18 AM on June 03

China's Yao Ming linked with a move to Cleveland Cavaliers

posted by bobfoot at 12:52 AM on May 29

When is enough, enough?

Ok. So anyone who has a very dangerous job, who is not doing it with a sense of national/societal responsibility (police, firemen, military) should immediately cease doing their jobs upon procreating.

Loggers, fishermen, pilots, iron-workers, roofers... procreation is right out for them. But there aren't enough accounting jobs out there for these folks to do.

As Debo270 said, these are the people the mothers married, they knew who they were dealing with.

Milquetoasts don't satisfy all women.

posted by bobfoot at 12:50 AM on May 04

When is enough, enough?

If I found out that my Dad stopped doing the things he loved because of me, I would be mortified. If I found out that my Dad died doing what he loved, my devastation over his passing would be mollified by that fact. Eventually. But that's me.

posted by bobfoot at 01:22 AM on May 01

Isiah Thompson Takes Over At FIU

Beaver, I'm not convinced that IT's coaching for FIU isn't part of the FWPP.

posted by bobfoot at 12:37 AM on April 16

Top 10 Worst First Pitches

Mariah's pitch I'm okay with, watched it three times. Not an athlete, allows herself to be viewed objectively.

Carl Lewis is an athlete. Throws like a girl. Should have opted out. Or practiced.

posted by bobfoot at 01:20 AM on April 10

Manny Being ... er, Bradman?

I dig Manny. He has a palpable love of the game. My favorite baseball play in recent memory is, you all know it, the outstanding catch, followed by two cleats up the outfield wall, a high five to a fan, and a throw out of the runner. How does one beat that for sheer fun in a job? Unless your a Mythbuster. Which is a different blog.

posted by bobfoot at 12:01 AM on March 20

Soccer fan shoots player dead

When I said we should use our first round pick for a sniper I was kidding.

posted by bobfoot at 12:17 AM on March 19

New football league off the ground?

From the Official Site: The UFL will field teams comprised of the best players in the world and tomorrow's rising stars. Really? No, wait... Really? Hubris is one thing, but that is ridiculous.

posted by bobfoot at 12:00 AM on March 12

Bushies v. Barry Bonds

"Don't it make my brown balls bluuuue..."

posted by bobfoot at 09:13 PM on March 07

Bushies v. Barry Bonds

"testimony from Bonds's ex-mistress that dwelled more on testicles than test results"

How very alliterative. There's a country song in there someplace.

posted by bobfoot at 08:28 PM on March 06

Talkin' Trash

hehe

"Hey Kobe, your predeliction for unseemly encounters with women in the high country are counter-intuitive!" "Bi-atch."

posted by bobfoot at 12:07 AM on March 06

Let the Record Be Unbroken

Byron Nelson's 11 for sure.

Cy Young's 511 for sure.

Edwin Moses' 122 consecutive wins.

Tigers' 142 consecutive cuts. Tiger can't even do that anymore. Maybe. (speaking of which - winning 1 major on a broken leg)

Van der Meer's two consecutive no hitters.

That cricket thing is impressive. Very.

posted by bobfoot at 12:05 AM on March 05

Cricket Tragedy

That logic has been employed for ages. 1972 Olympics. Leon Klinghofer.

posted by bobfoot at 11:35 PM on March 04

Cricket Tragedy

Help me out here - what is the strategic goal of attacking a sporting event that is going ultimately feature your own country's team? I'm not full up on my Asian current events, but I'm guessing the terrorists were Tamil, secessionists from the Sri Lankan state, so not really "your own country's team", but rather your long-time enemies' team.

Followed by what jjzucal said. The Tamil Tigers have had setbacks recently in their at least two decade war.

posted by bobfoot at 12:22 AM on March 04

A Real Display of Honesty Pays Off

It may not be a property of rarity per se as much as a substantial increase in reportage. There are significantly more reporters, and more readers, thus more stories than there were "in the day". Since bad news tends to breed far faster than good news, the ratio of the two is, I aver, bound to increase. It's not that fewer good things happen - fewer get reported by a wider reportage. In other words, the bell curve remains the same, it's just alot bigger - and there are alot more reporters hovering around the "bad" end.

posted by bobfoot at 11:28 PM on February 11

Best Fan Day Ever

That's awesome, I love party crashers!
I've been some and had some and am all for it.
Thanks for the link

posted by bobfoot at 12:03 AM on January 30

The Hoser's NFL Postseason Picks, Week 3 2008

YYM, I couldn't agree with you more about Houston's quarterbacks.

re: the timing of the games - why not one on Saturday and one on Sunday - didn't they used to do that?

posted by bobfoot at 11:00 PM on January 17

The Hoser's NFL Postseason Picks, Week 3 2008

Like the picks - the impression of Roethlisberger as the best ever, not so much.

Everytime I hear of "Flacco Flacco Flacco" I get a Rolling Stones ohrwurm.

posted by bobfoot at 09:13 PM on January 16

Laver Says He's Not The Greatest

I appreciate your humility, Rod, but you're wrong about that "greatest" thing...
Not only the greatest tennis player, among the greatest sportsmen.

posted by bobfoot at 09:01 PM on January 16

I fight because it's my job, not because I like it.

Did alot of hickey fighting in my youth, always tried to keep the stick up and the helmet on...

posted by bobfoot at 11:47 PM on January 07

Raymond van Barneveld comes up with a 9-darter

I've been a kegler and a darter - to give a little personal perspective, Apoch, a nine-dart out is harder than a 300-game, in my opinion.

Both might be considered with baseball's no-hitter.

posted by bobfoot at 10:26 PM on January 03

Don Sanderson is dead.

Full disclosure: I've never played hockey - apparently that makes a difference in the morality issue. Bunk.

posted by bobfoot at 10:35 PM on January 02

Don Sanderson is dead.

I've got to assume, Howard, that you have no problem with two football players taking off their helmets and having it out on the field of play. Or, say, Jimmy Connors, back in the day, having heard enough of McEnroe, just gave him a shot to the jaw up at the net. ...just to release any feelings of anger... How about lacrosse? Water polo? Regular polo? Basketball? Wasn't Kermit's shot at Tomjanovich just meant to release a feeling of anger? Why is hockey the ony sport where this is not considered assault? Even baseball frowns on it after a 100 mph head-buster.

posted by bobfoot at 10:30 PM on January 02

Greatest Catch of the Year ...

I vote for the Morgan State catch - but they're all fantastic

posted by bobfoot at 10:21 PM on December 29

Let's Make NFL Extra Points Interesting

28 comments that have virtually nothing to do with the cons AND pros of the subject presented.

Presently, if a touchdown is made it's a given that it's a seven point play, unless something stupid happens that has nothing to do with the snapper, holder or kicker.

Why not ensure that the touchdown is a six point play, as prescribed, with some tension as to the extra point, or two?

Surely there's some proper argument to be made that doesn't consist of name-calling, obfuscation and derision...

posted by bobfoot at 01:51 AM on December 28

Fightin’ Phils are World Series champions

It seems like every year a different recent former Astro or two is going to the World Series. Oh well. Good to see the Phillies win finally.

posted by bobfoot at 11:44 PM on October 30

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week Eight 2008

I didn't see anything about the Kansas City Racists. Or the Minnesota Racists. I haven't seen you talk about baseball's Cleveland Racists, Atlanta Racists or San Diego Racists. I haven't seen a bit about the NBA's Boston Racists. I never hear you talk about the college ranks' FSU Racists, or the Illinois Racists... ad practically infinitum. We all know there's an issue with Washington's team name, whether we agree or disagree, and I think most of us agree, (I do), I think I would enjoy your weekly column a bit more if you didn't reinforce a political issue every time I read it. After all, sports and politics are uncomfortable bedfellows. Well, for me, anyway.

posted by bobfoot at 01:43 AM on October 28

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week Eight 2008

Kansas City Chiefs (+13.5) at NEW YORK JETS O/U 39: There is absolutely no freaking way the Jets should be almost two touchdown favourites over anyone not even the Chiefs. Jets 24, Chiefs 13.

Strong language for a call of less than a field goal.

And the "Racists" thing has gotten old, in my opinion, true or not.

posted by bobfoot at 10:45 PM on October 25