Recent Comments by NoMich

17 Congressmen Vote Against Yankees Resolution

What? Every minute Congress deals with stupidity a poor person dies?

No, I think Ceiling Cat kills somebody masturbating. Or something.

posted by NoMich at 01:18 AM on November 08

Florida State Gets Funky New Nike Uniforms

Can't wait to see how a 375 lb. lineman pours his gut into the new unis.

posted by NoMich at 10:39 PM on November 05

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Favre just kind of waltzed right into Lambeau and stuck it to the Packers, didn't he? As someone raised a Lions fan, all I can do is laugh at the wonderful theater of it all. Good job, Brent.

posted by NoMich at 07:47 PM on November 01

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Wow. That was pretty funny. I guess he just got so hyped to lay down a good hit on someone he forgot which team he played for.

posted by NoMich at 12:11 PM on November 01

Aluminum Bat Maker Liable in Baseball Player's Death

Related AskMe.

posted by NoMich at 10:32 PM on October 30

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

How 'bout them Aints? I guess you can never count them out of any game.

posted by NoMich at 08:35 PM on October 25

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

How do you know it's a Sunday? Jake Delhomme is throwing interceptions.

posted by NoMich at 06:15 PM on October 25

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Tonight's football game is a match-up between the greatest socks ever worn and the powder blue jersies. I wish the NFL would celebrate the AFL every single year.

posted by NoMich at 10:10 PM on October 19

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Marco Melandri hits a bird with his motorcycle going god knows how fast.

posted by NoMich at 01:18 AM on October 17

Seahawks' Owen Schmitt Beats Himself Bloody with Helmet

Is it Ashura already?

posted by NoMich at 07:06 PM on October 11

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Wow. Who knew that the Cardinals could pull a Cubs?

posted by NoMich at 11:05 PM on October 08

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Drat.

posted by NoMich at 10:09 PM on October 06

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

How awesome is this baseball game so far?

posted by NoMich at 09:02 PM on October 06

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Hey, I can dig it. Motorcycle racing is the only kind of motorsports that I'm into, but even then that's a recent development.

I think probably because 2 bikes going into a corner side by side is a lot less exciting for me than 2 cars.

That's funny, I'm just the opposite. Cars cornering side by side is kind of "meh" for me, but a couple of bikes cornering just centimeters from each other is exciting. Especially when Rossi is on one of the bikes and he's not leading. That's in my top five of most thrilling sport moments because you just know that he'll some how establish his own line and will pass the rider in front of him. He's got it down to an art and it's a thing of beauty to watch.

posted by NoMich at 05:05 PM on October 04

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Hey Drood, give MotoGP and World Superbike a shot. That shit is exciting. I would be watching it still if I had the Speed channel, but alas, had to cut back on the cable TV.

posted by NoMich at 04:20 PM on October 04

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

According to my Carolina born n bred wife, that sky is Carolina blue. It's most certainly NOT Dook blue.

posted by NoMich at 05:48 PM on September 29

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Another football weekend, another three plus turnovers by Jake Delhomme.

posted by NoMich at 11:32 PM on September 28

Detroit does indeed have an NFL franchise.

I thought it was great how the players were giving high fives to the fans after the game.

posted by NoMich at 08:14 AM on September 28

Detroit does indeed have an NFL franchise.

And the Panthers.

posted by NoMich at 07:34 AM on September 28

Favre's Incredible Last-Second Touchdown Sends Vikes Over Niners

Wow. That's the ol' Gunslinger for ya. Since there was no Panthers game this afternoon, the local sports radio station had this game's broadcast. I sat in the Lowe's parking lot listening to the last drive of the game and it was an exciting as hell thing to listen to. So, it was cool to see the video of that last play.

posted by NoMich at 08:03 PM on September 27

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

As a Panthers fan, beaverboard, I wholeheartedly endorse this grand idea. On the other hand, the Panthers' are terrible against the pass, so maybe Romo should be allowed to play 'cause he'll look pretty good. Delhomme, though, can just stay in North Carolina and sit in a Bojangles.

posted by NoMich at 12:48 PM on September 27

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

Ohhhhh...thanks tommy. Hey, did you notice that this Wheat Kings team has someone named Brandon Wheat Kings on their roster? That shit is mind-blowin' and a half.

posted by NoMich at 02:10 PM on September 26

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

Brenden Walker? Is that who we are looking for?

posted by NoMich at 01:23 PM on September 26

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

How's this for a survey question of The Best World Series Ever:

Best World Series ever:
A) 1954: Giants vs. Indians
B) 1975: Reds vs. Red Sox
C) 1977: Yankees vs. Dodgers
D) 1988: Dodgers vs. Athletics
E) 1991: Twins vs. Braves

What would you change? E) is staying no matter what.

posted by NoMich at 04:20 PM on September 24

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle

Nice idea Peter. Why stop at two? Let's add four...no...six more teams to the playoffs. That way, we can have baseball 12 months a year.

posted by NoMich at 09:24 AM on September 23

Plaxico Burress Begins Two-Year Prison Sentence

Your memory of early '90s history.

posted by NoMich at 08:00 PM on September 22

Plaxico Burress Begins Two-Year Prison Sentence

Some people joke that "being stupid should be a crime." I can't help but think that this is what this case is all about: Burress got two years in Rikers for being stupid.

it isn't like he shot someone else
It's not like Burress shot himself on purpose. He is extremely lucky that he didn't accidentally shoot someone else.

posted by NoMich at 06:46 PM on September 22

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Cant teach a guy to be tall.

I can.

posted by NoMich at 02:19 PM on September 22

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

How not to catch a fly ball.

That would be the Cubs for you. Can someone please tell me why I'm a fan of that effing team? Thanks.

posted by NoMich at 01:09 PM on September 20

Phil Kessel is finally traded to the Maple Leafs

For the record I am very drunk right now and this took 15 minutes to write and edit.
Hey - look rcade! NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER TWO AM IN THE MORNING.

Of course, this was posted at 1:40. I'll bet Greg Maddox and Ron Artest *and* TO paid our pal Weedy a visit at 2:01.

posted by NoMich at 08:10 AM on September 19

The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week Two

Only if it's your birthday. You get to kill a meme on your birthday.

Actually, keyboard cat will play it off.

posted by NoMich at 12:41 PM on September 18

Vandals Tag NFL Player's Lawn

Stay classy [Buffalo].

posted by NoMich at 05:14 PM on September 16

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Here's a great preview of the upcoming Champions League season.

posted by NoMich at 02:01 PM on September 15

Ichiro breaks 108 year old record

Well...you mentioned it. That's the great thing about SpoFi: if you see something cool happen in the world of sport, you can share it. I honestly had no idea that this happened, so thanks for posting it.

I love this:
After the M's 5-0 victory, teammates soaked Ichiro in beer (hope it was Sapporo) after Ken Griffey slung him over his shoulder and carried him to the shower.

"To get to enjoy this with these teammates I have, and especially that guy over there makes me very joyful," Ichiro said.

posted by NoMich at 09:08 PM on September 14

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

This is why I'm not a fan of John Fox. How do you leave the game in Jake's hands instead of in the two-headed running back monster that is Williams and Stewart?

posted by NoMich at 08:53 AM on September 14

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

What in the hell is going on with this page? Is SpoFi changing AGAIN?

WHAT?! SPEAK UP!

posted by NoMich at 11:56 PM on September 13

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

HEY, WHAT ARE GUYS TALKING ABOUT OVER HERE? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT YERFATMA?

posted by NoMich at 12:26 PM on September 13

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Link to Vancouver Sun article about Mike Danton.

posted by NoMich at 04:29 PM on September 11

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Agreed. NBC did a fine job of showing you wacky Stillers fans going nuts.

posted by NoMich at 02:18 PM on September 11

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Well, *I* thought it was a great game. Did you not find it fun to watch, Debo?

posted by NoMich at 10:06 AM on September 11

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

A couple of entertaining football games tonight. Tennessee/Pittsburgh on NBC and Clemson/Georgia Tech on ESPN. Watch 'em.

posted by NoMich at 10:13 PM on September 10

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

I think it's a rather fascinating issue regarding gender.

- Caster Semenya's sex in doubt, as reports of sex testing and potential disqualification surface

- The Unforgivable Transgression of Being Caster Semenya

- Policing Caster Semenya's gender (this last link contains pics of hot gay dudes showing some abs. if you work at a place with homophobe bosses, you may want to wait until you are at home before reading this article.)

posted by NoMich at 06:35 PM on September 08

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Dang it. The two links should each be on their own line. That's the way it previewed.

posted by NoMich at 12:09 PM on September 06

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Adding to rumple's post: - Air Canada ban by U.S. leaves NHL teams angry, panicked - A really great forum thread on this topic

posted by NoMich at 11:53 AM on September 06

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Did I hear someone say something about the upcoming hockey season? How exciting is this? The first ice of the new season:

posted by NoMich at 09:18 AM on September 04

Finnish MMA Fighter Sports White Supremacist Tattoos

Why are they in English?

posted by NoMich at 07:43 PM on September 01

NHL players fire union chief

I'll take the job.

posted by NoMich at 02:25 PM on August 31

ESPN: Favre Reaches Deal to Join Vikings

And if pundits are still considering the Jets as contenders this year with a rookie, it seems that perhaps it wasn't all Farve's doing in New Jersey.
From the sports radio programs that I've been listening to lately, credit for any potential improvement of the Jets is coming from their upgraded defense.

People forget his Vicodin addiction. Favre's not squeaky clean.
Did that addiction really hurt his reputation? I honestly cannot remember anyone elses' reaction, but I do remember mine: "Of course he's addicted to pain killers; he gets the snot beat out of him for a living." At least it wasn't 'roids.

posted by NoMich at 10:28 AM on August 19

Usain Bold faster than Usain Bolt

Video.

posted by NoMich at 06:20 PM on August 16

Usain Bold faster than Usain Bolt

Remember when track world records were only broken when 'conditions were right'?

The announcers on NBC mentioned that they were running against the wind today.

posted by NoMich at 05:43 PM on August 16

ESPN2 Will Air Premiership Opener, Saturday Matches

When is Bournemouth Cherries on the tee vee?

posted by NoMich at 11:18 PM on August 15

Photos from the American Section at Azteca Stadium

Oh my.

posted by NoMich at 06:28 PM on August 15

ESPN2 Will Air Premiership Opener, Saturday Matches

That's too bad that Jozy will not be playing in Hull's opener.

I don't get the Fox Soccer Channel (or Speed *sob*) anymore, so this is good news for me.

posted by NoMich at 11:04 PM on August 14

Adrian Beltre Takes One-Hopper to the Testicle

Was Hans Moleman there to film it?

posted by NoMich at 07:17 PM on August 14

The Changing Face of English Football

That's pretty cool. I would like to see that type of thing for all sports. And look at Aston Villa, what with their two guys from the Midwest.

posted by NoMich at 08:16 AM on August 14

Brett Favre not coming back to join the Vikings

Hopefully you took the under because you just now mentioned him. HA!!

posted by NoMich at 06:44 PM on July 28

T.O.'s a judge of character?

Huh, Terrell Owens commenting on Michael Vick via TinyURL. Penis Bird? 2girls1cup? goatse?

posted by NoMich at 12:07 AM on July 27

White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle throws perfect game

Ooh, feel this guy's fantasy baseball pain.

posted by NoMich at 07:50 PM on July 23

RadioShack Corporation form an American ProTour team

Kazakhstan will miss Mr. Armstrong, their number one native son, I'm sure.

posted by NoMich at 01:13 PM on July 23

Romo does endorsement spoof

This post is rather useless without a link to the video. Or is it linked to in the three paragraph Yahoo story that this FPP takes us to?

posted by NoMich at 11:19 AM on July 17