Recent Comments by CountDracula58

Stop crying and Get Over It.

GATORHAWK IS A GOD! Well said my friend! All the whinners and Steelers bashers can kiss my fat black and gold ass! Houston9388...try detox, it MIGHT help you!

posted by CountDracula58 at 12:39 AM on February 15

Tainted Steel

STEELERS DRINK CHAMPAIGN, SEAHAWKS WHINE! Hearing this bad call, fixed game stuff is total bullshit and holds no water. ANYONE who is whinning, needs to learn the rules of football and know that while some calls were somewhat questionable to the "joe average" fan, the calls were by the rules of the NFL...PERIOD Maybe Holmgren should have been reading the "play menu" instead of the "breakfast menu"! Bottom line is that DEFENSE and EXACUTION wins games..PITTSBURGH had both and the Cryhawks did not! With his post, "kosmicdebris" put the ball between the uprights...unlike Brown (who by the way, the Steelers dumped because he sucks!)

posted by CountDracula58 at 06:05 PM on February 14

Stewart Rips NASCAR For 'Dangerous' Racing

Steeler Fan, I would expect a little more from you! Yes, I have been to a race, I should have spent the money on a couple cases of Iron City! I love all the bashing! Say what you will, I like the abuse! NASCAR is a growing sport, like RAP is a growing genre of music...shows where this world is headed....in the toilet!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:05 AM on February 13

Timing of Wiretap Backs Gretzky

Nobody can claim Wayne is innocent. Nobody can claim Wayne is guilty. One thing we all know for sure...the NHL will do whatever it takes to squash this thing or as Barney Fife says "Nip it...nip it in the bud".

posted by CountDracula58 at 12:48 AM on February 13

Remind me not to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

I WONDER IF HE COULD TAKE OUT "DUBYAH" WITH ONE SHOT? YES OR NO, I SURE AS HELL WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY!

posted by CountDracula58 at 12:43 AM on February 13

The next Derrek Lee?

Is Derrick Lee a superstar? I dont think so. One year does not put you in this group. The next star may be Paul Dade Jr. or Charlie Spikes III.

posted by CountDracula58 at 02:16 AM on February 12

Baseball and Softball Lose Reinstatement Vote

Another reason the Olympics are a joke! Speed Walking, Snowboarding, Sync Swimming, or Skateboarding, but not one of the most popular sports in the world...baseball(softball). No wonder rating are lower than the Springer Show, nobody gives a shit anymore.

posted by CountDracula58 at 07:43 PM on February 11

Finding the Bradman of bowling.

Best bowler of all time...EARL ANTHONY! errr...Did you say Cricket? They are very bothersome when camping out and trying to sleep...all that damn churping! Seriously, its a game I admit, I really dont get. When I was down under I got the chance to see a game. The Aussies love it and the crowd was really into it. I will check out blarps links to try and learn more about the game!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:54 AM on February 11

Raiders look to the past for a coach,

WINGNUT...YOU DA MAN! Ken Whisenhunt may be the smartest man in America! Turning down the job was his best move. Why dump the Steelers, move his wife and kids to that shithole city called Oakland, just to lose with a half assed bunch of talent and then get canned before seasons end. The players that played for Shell in the past seemed to like him and his take no shit attitude. Thats what the Raiders need now! Old Norv was a bonehead move on Al's part. Turner has NEVER won anywhere he has been. Now after Whisenhunt turned down Davis, Al hired Shell after changing the Raiders motto to "JUST TAKE THE JOB BABY". Sadly the bottom line is you cannot win with second rate players with bad attitudes. GOOD LUCK ART...YOU'LL NEED IT!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:49 AM on February 11

Kwan In Pain

This egotistical little crybaby needs to step aside. Taking a spot from someone who really deserves to by in the Olympics is very lame. Of course her asshole father has the final say-so.

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:42 AM on February 11

So long, Blacksburg.

This kid is a punk ass, just like his older brother. Like Michael, he will NEVER be a QB in the NFL. He simply doesnt have the talent or tools of the trade. This kid has a lot of growing up to do, both on and off the field. Until then, he will be just another "college athlete" (not pro caliber) who smells the big money in the big leagues, but will never touch it! Speaking of big brother Michael, the sooner the Falcons organization realizes Michael isnt a legit QB, nor will ever be one in the NFL, the sooner the team can move on and be contenders. As for anyone trying to play the race card on this issue.... GO F**K YOURSELF!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:15 AM on January 07

Manny isn't going anywhere!

Unless youre a Red Sux fan, who cares? This punk is a jackass. Maybe the most overrated player in baseball. Sure, his offensive numbers are huge, BUT the rest of his game is offensive too. He cant run the bases, (9 year olds I coach have better base running skills), he cant field, he cant throw, and he is a huge P.I.T.A. Sure he brings a bat to the park, along with an attitude thats better suited for the playground. And to JOE88...WHAT??? Shaq=Babe Ruth? The Parrish trade or the Dennis Johnson for Rick Robey trades in Celtic history are more lobsided than the Shaq deal. Shaq in NO WAY can be compared in his sport to the Babe in baseball. Shaq is overrated as well. If you can imagine the Shaq trade is even in the same ballpark as the Sux selling the Babe to the Yanks, I just have one word for you my friend...DETOX!

posted by CountDracula58 at 03:49 PM on January 06

Phil "The Power" Taylor wins his 13th World Darts Title

Ricardo...You Da Man! Thats funny!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:54 AM on January 04

Phil "The Power" Taylor wins his 13th World Darts Title

BY ALL THE CRITERIA THAT HAS BEEN LISTED...SEX IS A SPORT TOO! A sport the United States would kick ass in if it were an Olympic sport! Make it a team event, like rowing! Two athletes in a bed and the team captain sitting on the headboard chanting.."STROKE....STROKE...STROKE". GOLD MEDAL TO THE UNITED STATES!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:55 PM on January 03

Martz dismissed by the Rams

ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS....... Log onto to NFL.com and post your resume for head coaching jobs! No experience required. You must have watched football for 3 years, able to play tic-tac-toe (proper use of X's and O's) and have your high school diploma or GED. Salary is nego. Benefits, and FREE Super Bowl tickets (must contact Mike Tice).

posted by CountDracula58 at 12:27 AM on January 03

Ex-Ohio State Star Runner Wanted for Armed Robbery

From the streets of Youngstown...to Ohio State....to the streets of Columbus! You da man...loser! Hey Maurice, you gonna call Jim "the Racist" Brown to try and bail you out of this one? Just like Mike Tyson, once a thug, always a thug. He has a juvenile record, now he can have a criminal record as an adult too.

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:55 PM on January 01

Is backing another player ethical?

WHATEVER! ALL I KNOW IS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THIS CRAP ON ESPN! NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A SPORT!

posted by CountDracula58 at 01:15 PM on January 01

Brett Favre & Marshall Faulk want to retire,

CLEVELAND???? Are you on crack bronxbomber? I would expect more from a pinstripe boy (like myself). Unfortunetely, I live in Cleveland. What "good" wide receiver are you talking about? Certainly not Braylon "I drop 3x as many balls as I catch" Edwards. Dennis Northcutt? Tight End "Kneivel" Winslow? There isnt one. The only wide receiver the Browns have had in recent memory is Art "I bend over for Mayor White" Modell. He received the wide ones! Vince Young?? Matt Leinart?? Not a chance for either. Matt will be long gone, 4th pick at worst. Vince Young will NEVER make it in the NFL and Cleveland wont trade up. Charlie Frye is the Browns sad future at QB...another Paul McDonald! I cant see Favre playing outside of Green Bay. Faulk, he could go anywhere. NEITHER OF WHICH WILL END UP IN THE MISTAKE BY THE LAKE!

posted by CountDracula58 at 05:27 PM on December 29

Reardon arrested

The man has had a rough time of late, maybe it was the medication, maybe he "snapped", maybe he did need the money, only Reardon knows for sure. According to people close to him, they say it is out of charcter for him. Lets give the man the benefit of the doubt for now. During his playing career, we never heard of him being in trouble with drugs, alcohol or the law. Havent we all done something in our lives that we regret?

posted by CountDracula58 at 05:13 AM on December 28

Turn Out the Lights, The Party's Over

Howard, Frank and Dandy Don were the best...PERIOD! Though things were rough off camera, on mic they had a certain magic. I can take Al "Do you believe in miracles?....YES!"Michaels, hes a pro in everything he does. Joe Theisman on the other hand...SUCKS! Theres no other way to put it. Hey Joe,...shut the f*ck up and call the play at hand. Call it like you know we have a television in front of us and forget about the play they happened 45 minutes before.

posted by CountDracula58 at 02:05 PM on December 26

How Bout Them Chargers!

First off....what in the hell are you Bears fans on? Bears to the Super Bowl? Toilet Bowl maybe! If you dont think the Chargers can score 28 on Da Bears, you need to follow, hmmm, maybe volleyball. Pittsburgh scored 18 with a ball control run offense in the snow. The Bears defense has holes, and many of them. L.T. would carry 28 times for around 180 yards, and Brees would pass down the middle of the field, like Big Ben did. The Bears are soft in the middle, Urlacher is no where to be found in the pass defense, and the DB's have too many injuries and inexperience. Lets be real Bro, I'm in ChiTown and a Bears fan, but being real, the Bears would NEVER get past the Hawks. Chargers to the Super Bowl? They have to make the playoffs first, and that isnt looking good. Bottom line, they have about the same chance as the Bears...SLIM AND NONE!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:01 AM on December 24

Super Bowl Bengals??

A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:50 AM on December 24

Pro Bowl Selections

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU LEAVE *HINES WARD* OFF THE PRO BOWL ROSTER? WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:21 AM on December 22

Tony Dungy's Son Found Dead

God Bless the Dungy Family

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:19 AM on December 22

Owens Says He Felt 'Used' by Eagles

FOR SALE!!!!!!! A F-U T.O. WEBSITE! YuckFouT.O.com

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:24 PM on December 17

Rose bat corked, says expert

WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:22 PM on December 17

Owens Says He Felt 'Used' by Eagles

T.O.=ASSHOLE! Here's hoping he crawls in a hole with the likes of Mike Tyson, Jim Brown, Jesse Jackson, Manny Ramirez and the overrated Teddie B. never, ever to be seen or heard from again.

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:39 PM on December 16

Red Sox contact Clemens about 2006 season

Jeter has no range? What a jackass!

posted by CountDracula58 at 12:18 AM on December 13

NBA to create huge digital archive

The Mailman threw elbows? He says no way! But some over rated hack was throwing them in Utah! How about a DVD of every time Jordan traveled or Magic palmed the ball? Now those would both be 5 DVD sets! How about a DVD of every smart play Larry Bird made? That set would take up about 30 discs. A digital archive of the NBA should only span from the inception of the NBA until around the year 1998 or so, everything else after that is shitty playground ball.

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:24 PM on December 10

Pierre to Cubs

Whatever line-up you want to pencil in, they will still be the same old Cubbies! THEY WILL SUCK! If the Cubs want to do the best thing to improve the team, start with Dusty Baker, send him packing ASAP! Next is pitching...Mads is history, Wood is as rusty as the Tinman and Pryor is a walking emergency room patient. OK CUB FANS, UP ON YOUR FEET FOR THE LAST PLACE STRETCH!

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:14 PM on December 07

BertBelongs.

No doubt about it, based on others who are in, Bert "Be Home Blyeleven" Blyleven deserves to be in the hall. But a better case can and should be made for former Pirate and Ranger AL OLIVER. Take a look at his stats!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:45 PM on December 04

Johnson gets shafted for his putts

You're right grum@work. Catfish hit the nail on the head also! Everyone wants to be a showmen!

posted by CountDracula58 at 02:24 PM on December 04

Johnson gets shafted for his putts

Good point FADE22! It is old vs. new, like you said. Its not a race thing, although the African Americans are primarily the guys that are acting the fool, in any sport. By the way, I am black, NOT African American as the blacks of today want to be called. I dont see the "white" guys acting like idiots on the playing field. The field is just that, it isnt a rap video. As for the comments made by TSELSON, Boo-Berry sucks. I prefer Count Chocula and CJ isnt funny, in fact, plain and simple, HE ISNT THAT DAMN GOOD EITHER! OK, Noll and the Steelers were boring, if boring equals DAMN GOOD, the best team ever many would say. You're right, it is 2005, and its a damn shame isn't it!

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:10 AM on December 04

Johnson gets shafted for his putts

First off, I'm old-school, I like the team player and the sportmanship in sports. All this celebration stuff is bull$hit! Quoting Chuck Noll..."There is no celebrating touchdowns on this team, no spiking, no acting like a fool, act like you've been there before." An occassional Stallworth-Swann high five is about all you saw from the Steelers in the 70's. As far as the T.O.'s and the C.J.'s and the rest, these guys are acting like jackasses, its not entertaining, its not funny and its not being creative. Its putting an "I" in the word "Team". Just another prime example of the "Hip-Hop Generation" taking a crap on society.

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:45 PM on December 03

Tiger vs. Annika

Hey drevl, go easy, your Mama named me CuntDracula. She also takes care of the carpet burns she puts on my face!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:34 PM on November 29

Tiger vs. Annika

AWESOMER? drevl always said "Once you be speaking gooder english, cant nobody change it." drevl, piers are for jumping off! The ONLY thing Annika has on Eldrick is that she has a bigger (or awesomer) penis!

posted by CountDracula58 at 10:02 AM on November 29

Arlen Specter takes T.O.'s side

T.O. falls into the who in the hell cares category with the likes of Mike Tyson, Raffy Palmiero and Lawrence Taylor. Quit the talk and the hype and maybe he will just go away! The media has helped create a monster.

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:53 AM on November 29

No coach rises, falls on his own

A coach is only as good as the people around him. Rocky Bleier once said that the "Steelers won 4 super bowls despite of Chuck Noll, NOT because of Chuck Noll." BILL COWHER...ARE YOU READING THIS?

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:48 AM on November 29

Who's your Sportsman of the Year?

JASON GORE!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:34 PM on November 14

Who's your Sportsman of the Year?

RZA's boytoy and hero.................MIKE TYSON!

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:57 AM on November 13

Am I the only one still fascinated by Tyson?

Some people are blind! Tyson is a convicted criminal...a RAPIST! A rapist is the biggest scumbag on earth next to a child molester. Tyson made his own choices growing up....robbing and beating the shit out of elderly women when he was 9 years old, was HIS choice. Torturing animals, robbing and assaulting people, rape...ALL HIS CHOICE! Thats right, Tysons choice, not from the bad advice of others, all from his sick, twisted and demented mind! I dont want to hear this "upbringing" crap. Unless you are mentally disabled, you know right from wrong. No matter where you grew up, what materials your grew up with or who you grew up with...ITS A MATTER OF RIGHT AND WRONG...PERIOD! Tyson isnt a victim, the people whos life he chose to alter in many ways are the victims. MANY, MANY people have had alot worse upbringings and turned out to be fine people, simply because they knew right from wrong, had a heart and wanted to be good people. Iron Mike will fess up to all he has done when he leaves this earth, I just hope coal shoveling was part of his training, because he will help keep the fire burning down there for a long time! AND HEY RZA, WHAT IF YOU'RE DAUGHTER WAS RAPED, OR YOUR MOTHER GOT THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HER AND HER GROCERIES STOLEN, OR LIKE A DOG, MIKE BROKE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND LIT YOUR ASS ON FIRE? WILL YOU STILL HAVE THAT COMPASSION? I DOUBT IT DH!

posted by CountDracula58 at 11:54 PM on November 10

Am I the only one still fascinated by Tyson?

Who in the hell would feel sorry for this animal? Better yet, why does anyone even think about or care about this a$$hole? Tyson is a waste of clean air to breathe. He is nothing but an idiot, literally, his I.Q. is 72! OK, I'm sorry, idiot level is 60. I cant say human being, because he isnt even close to being a human, so, this beast needs to be locked up, for good! Better yet, someone give him a loaded .38 and tell him its a lolly pop!

posted by CountDracula58 at 05:03 PM on November 10

Michelle Wie to turn pro at 15

HEY JJ.........Did you say that Michele Wie would surpass ANIKA??? ARE YOU ON CRACK? I will take it that you are just another weekend duffer who thinks he knows the game. You also dont think Tiger is a whiner and bitcher? Do you watch the PGA on TV? Constantly crying about bad breaks and asking Stevie for his crying towel, not to mention he has to have set a record for cussing on TV. Trust me my friend, I worked 4 years in the True Temper Tour Van on the PGA, LPGA and Nationwide Tour, I see these athletes like nobody else does. But thats your opinion, and you know what they are like...everyone has one of those too!

posted by CountDracula58 at 09:16 AM on September 22

Michelle Wie to turn pro at 15

Michele Wie, thats all we hear about. Sure, shes only 15, but a very immature 15. Shes a whiner, always bitching how she doesnt get the breaks...just like a female Eldrick (Tiger). This little girl cant putt worth a damn and her course management sucks. Granted she could probably whip my ass, I'm a 3 handi. But until she learns how to putt and work a course and most of all, get her emotions in tact, she will never make it any farther than she is now. She will be thought of as a Tom Weiskopf with tits! PAULA CREAMER is the future of US Womens Golf....PERIOD!

posted by CountDracula58 at 02:28 AM on September 22

Joe Bauman, whose 72 home runs in one season stood until eclipsed by Barry "Big Head" Bonds

QUESTION......Has Barry Bonds been convicted of a crime? Has he been caught using steroids? I think the answer to both of those questions in a huge NO! Granted, he does have a head the size of Elmer Fudd's and everyone remarks how much weight he has gained over the years, but does anyone remember what Tony Gwynn looked like when he came up to the bigs? Tony was listed as 5'10 3/4 and 178 pds. He retired at 226 pounds! Sincerely, Barry's Pusher

posted by CountDracula58 at 03:35 PM on September 21