How else were we supposed to balance the piety of The Tebow?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:19 PM on July 12
I arrive fashionably late, as always...I figured I'd spot you guys a head start, just to make it fair.
Montreal by 9
Hamilton by 5
B.C. by 12
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:14 PM on July 12
All those guys talking about Randy Johnson being "intimidating?" They obviously don't remember Maddux wearing another guy's face at the 1995 World Series celebration.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:24 AM on July 02
Or, make a little scratch off that jersey. After all, nothing increases profitability like a murder or three.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:11 AM on July 02
So, if the season becomes a wash, do the Celtics blow up the team and ship out Pierce and KG?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:37 AM on January 28
As a Dolphins fan, this actually gives me something to cheer about heading into the season. And, as a Dolphins fan, at this point, I'll take just about any reason to cheer I can get...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:06 AM on April 26
We should open a series of SpoFi theme taverns in various locations
I will happily open the Clam Shot here in South Bend...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:28 AM on April 26
I'm upset at the number of people on the internet who haven't apologized to me yet as well, particularly professional sports franchise owners and senior management. These fuckers need to get on the ball, metaphorically speaking.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:26 AM on April 26
Do you accept their offer to attend the company barbeque 6 months later to make them look good?
Depends...are they serving Johnsonville brats?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:40 AM on April 13
If Petrino weren't such an absolute douchebag, maybe the penalties wouldn't be so harsh. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't seem to inspire a lot of respect from people lately.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:12 AM on April 11
The Chuck Norrises are gonna straight up murder your asses.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:44 AM on March 23
All I know is, my evil plan to get David Garrard to Miami for the highly anticipated quarterback competition with Matt Moore has finally come to fruition. Quake with fear, tiny mortals!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:35 AM on March 23
They shouldn't be punished for doing the dance as much as they should be punished for actually watching Weekend at Bernie's II. Come to think of it, sitting through that movie was probably punishment enough.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:50 PM on November 10
"Though it occurred thousands of miles away from our home arenas, this tragedy represents a catastrophic loss to the hockey world -- including the NHL family, which lost so many fathers, sons, teammates and friends who at one time excelled in our League," said NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman. "Our deepest condolences go to the families and loved ones of all who perished."
Jesus...awful, horrible news.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:22 PM on September 07
No, Weedy. You liked Wade Belak.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:00 PM on September 02
Yeah, I'm sure he wanted his college education interrupted by the Vietnam War. Didn't everybody? That war was so popular, I can't understand why they had a draft.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:47 PM on September 02
Not sure how that happened, Fraze...setup was the same as last year, and we didn't have any problems.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:37 PM on September 02
Winny by 20
Hammy by 7
Gary by 15
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:36 PM on September 02
Tory by 14
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:35 PM on September 02
As a UF grad, I absolutely hate UT. Hate 'em with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. That being said, I cannot adequately voice my heartfelt support and immense respect for Pat Summitt. I've always admired her for her professionalism and the success she's achieved, while not really paying much attention to the kind of human being she is. I am more impressed with Coach Summit than ever, and wish her and her family the best as they deal with this heartbreaking situation.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:37 PM on August 25
Hammy by 17
Monty by 20
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:09 PM on August 25
I would've been tempted to hit him on the fourth pitch, if I were Ceda. Screw it, he's taking his base either way.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:41 PM on August 16
Yeah, I wouldn't read too much into it either, especially given that it was a rookie QB's first start.
Especially considering he almost got his head forcibly removed...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:35 PM on August 13
Sorry for your loss, Terrapin. Glad to have you! Welcome back, Tahoe! As always, we can work on draft time if it's inconvenient for too many people.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:32 PM on August 13
Your enthusiasm is infectious!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:40 PM on August 13
And, if there was any doubt, The Chuck Norrises are in, and we're gonna straight up murder your ass...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:30 PM on August 13
Crap, it's Thursday isn't it.
Gary by 9
Hammy by 15
Peggy by 10
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:38 AM on August 12
Monty by 10
Winny by 15
Sassy by 7
Gary by 4
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:28 PM on August 04
Don't bother looking it up. I won that year. Yeah, I'm pretty sure of it. It was a runaway, as I recall. In fact, most of you were begging me not to even pick the last ten weeks of the season. Yep. True story.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:23 PM on June 28
Adam Dunn rarely runs...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:00 AM on June 28
Monty by 12
Hammy by 15
Gary by 9
Sassy by 2
Thanks, Doc John!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:56 PM on June 27
"Signing your first breast" sounded a lot more exciting before I actually read the link. Just sayin'.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:45 PM on June 24
Was it just me, or did it seem a little uncomfortable when LeBron left the court, as he stopped to speak to Wade and Bosh, and neither of them seemed too eager to interact with him? Perhaps they were both just a little stunned at the loss, but it seemed that they both kind of snubbed him a little bit. Then, he makes the walk down the tunnel to the locker room by himself, while teammates walked with Wade and Bosh. Just sayin'.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:32 AM on June 15
"We want to express my gratitude to you, the fans, for the years of dedication you have offered to the Atlanta Thrashers."
Both of you.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:58 AM on June 03
"I'd like to apologize to the gays. I had no idea they were such oversensitive pansies, and if I offended them, gosh, I'm sorry."
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:20 AM on May 20
I do not like Erik Spoelstra at all. Not even one little bit.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:13 AM on May 20
I stole your Mom's cancer from Macy's.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:43 PM on April 19
That Skyler Diggins can flat out ball...and, she's a local girl, from right here in South Bend.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:54 PM on April 04
Or, as one of the comments attatched to the article said, if you don't want to get made fun of, start winning.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:52 PM on April 04
And after the assault, the two d-bags jumped into a car with a woman and a child. There's a nice family day...caught a game, chowed some Dodger Dogs, beat a guy into a coma in the parking lot. Stay classy, asshats.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:07 AM on April 03
Also, when we were at fourth grade Vacation Bible School, he promised to be my best friend, but he was only saying that so I'd give him my tater tots. Is that really the kind of man you want on your team, in your locker room?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:56 AM on March 30
Oh, how I wish I could've been in The Fan last night! #Richmondspeak
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:47 AM on March 28
His lips appear unnaturally red...perhaps from gorging himself on the blood of the innocents.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:18 PM on March 23
An apt analogy, steelergirl. Except that the washing machine in question is full of sandpaper...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:58 AM on March 19
In competitions I've been involved with (again, East Coast, where the break generally isn't that far offshore), lots of professional lifeguards on the beach, and on kayaks, surfboards or boats well beyond the break, where they can still respond quickly, but don't interfere with the competitors. The boats themselves don't respond; they merely serve as a platform for the lifeguards.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:23 PM on March 18
Colliding with a fellow surfer or his board is dangerous enough; colliding with a personal watercraft weighing several hundred pounds and capable of tremendous acceleration and speed could easily prove fatal. While I've never surfed in big wave competitions, many of the organizations I've surfed with on the East Coast refused to use jet skis for that reason.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:42 PM on March 18
Unfortunately, what you believe was apparently never taken under consideration during the NCAA investigation of Cam Newton. Even if he did know what his father was up to, do you really expect him to testify to it? Would you roll over on your dad, if you were stuck in a similar situation?
Also, just curious, how is an Ohio State football jersey a student's "personal property?" I don't know you at all, but at first glance, it looks like you might be a Buckeye fan sipping an ice-cold pitcher of sour grape-tinis.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:31 PM on March 18
You'll notice, he held off on extending his own suspension until the NCAA shot down the players' appeals...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:27 AM on March 18
rcade is already squatting on that one.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:08 PM on March 17
Honestly, I've never given a crap about watching the glad-handing with the commish, the pathetic interviews with kids who have a college degree but no basic grasp of the English language, and closeup camera shots of guys with frozen smiles on their faces as they slide down the draft order. All I care about is who goes where, period.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:59 PM on March 15
You know, like the bright line between fair labor policies and collusion...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:50 PM on March 15
Good thing God doesn't believe in tolerance, or in forgiving people for not being perfect, or He might be pissed about this...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:03 AM on March 03
Oh, come on, guys...like you didn't know that fraze is perpetually stuck in 1972?!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:51 AM on March 02
Even better was that he passed Kyle Busch AND Tony Stewart to take the lead. Also liked the way Busch hastened to apologize to Carl Edwards after the race for wrecking him. I do not like that fish-faced little man...not one bit.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:43 AM on March 02
The NFL should offer to put Jerry Jones in stocks in the public square and allow "The Disaffected 400" to pelt him with rocks and garbage. Better yet, force Jones to undergo a reversal of all his plastic surgery procedures.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:09 PM on February 17
As opposed to what? Honkey ball? Cracker ball?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:00 PM on February 17
Howard, with his money, I hope it was Blue or Green. Fer chrissake, man, swig the good stuff!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:56 PM on February 17
What an absolute asshat. As proud as I am of the passion we SEC fans show and share (UF '88), this is pathetic and wrong. Hope this douchenozzle is prosecuted to the fullest extent the law allows. Also makes me extremely angry that now I actually have to feel sorry for Auburn. Crap.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:53 PM on February 17
Anybody else remember the good old days, when any Bonds thread was guaranteed to generate 100+ posts? Ab, nostalgia...
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:24 PM on February 15
Wait - Albert Haynesworth hit somebody?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:28 PM on February 05
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