The assclowns will continue to be mildly entertaining yet disconcerting when seen in person for the first time.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:30 AM on June 27
Your link goes to Football Plus, the pay for play fantasy site. Here is the link for free football signups.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 04:51 PM on July 04
"After Golden Girls... those bitches were hot." I laughed.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 12:54 PM on June 16
How long 'til we see Barry's oversized hat and Syringe up for bid?
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 02:56 AM on March 22
The assclowns are in again, and promise to be much more active than in the current fantasy basketball league.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:17 AM on February 17
me = assclowns and the table looks the same here, YYM
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 04:23 PM on November 15
Probably won't make the draft, but I'll prerank. The assclowns are in.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:44 PM on October 10
3... 2... 1...
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 11:28 PM on July 14
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 12:15 AM on June 21
For those too lazy to click on the link, here is the article in its entirety: NEW YORK - In light of allegations of improper conduct by Reggie Bush's family, Bowl Championship Series officials told Yahoo! Sports if Bush is ruled ineligible by either the Pac-10 or the NCAA during the 2004 season, the BCS will discuss amending its rules to allow it to force USC to vacate the national championship it won over Oklahoma. "This is the type of thing the BCS might have to look into if other governing bodies, the conference and the NCAA, take action," BCS administrator Bill Hancock said. FWIW, this controversy has already spawned an FPP, and I don't think a new post linking to an article the size of my pinky nail is worth making.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:43 AM on April 29
Oh, hell... where'd I leave those pitchforks?
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:23 PM on April 26
That was so freakin' sweet. I wanted to say awesome, but it's been taken by everybody else. Ditto on the kudos for Scully. This could have been a link to the audio alone and I would've enjoyed it. I want to see this guy reenact Super Bowl XXV in Tecmo Super Bowl next... (Norwood is wide right!)
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:31 PM on April 11
Actually, it appears they have already been showing dominoes tourneys on ESPN Deportes for a while now on Tuesday nights. Interesting article here. This guy doesn't like it. Like wingnut, I love me some bones, but I'm not sure if I can get into it. I'll probably check it out, though... God knows I'm already addicted to WSOP/WPT telecasts.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:38 AM on April 02
Four peats saik, cant wee al gist git a long!
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 12:07 PM on April 01
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:44 AM on March 30
Look, Bonds knows he's guilty, and he knows the American public knows he's guilty. Filing a lawsuit like this is not surprising in the least... your average idiot will hear "lawsuit filed by Bonds" and, failing to note that he never challenges the allegations made in the book, think "well, hot damn, he must be innocent after all." (on preview) *grabs chips, opens salsa, settles in for spectacular view of forthcoming maelstrom*
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:16 AM on March 24
How many of these injuries can be blamed on the WBC.... From the linked article: The news of Ayala needing Tommy John surgery left the Nationals organization upset with Ayala and Major League Baseball. Weeks before the World Baseball Classic began, the Nationals, according to team president Tony Tavares, appealed to Major League Baseball twice about not allowing Ayala to play for Mexico because the club thought his elbow was not strong enough to play in any games in early March. Tavares said both appeals were denied. The point, zip, is that had Ayala stayed out of the WBC, he would have been brought along at a more appropriate pace in line with his injury and corresponding surgery. The WBC as an entity is not to blame, but I have to side with the Nats on this one.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 11:47 PM on March 18
Great comments, would peruse again A++++ P.S. I am a Cowboys fan, and I think it's terrible. Just don't laugh if I end up drafting him in SpoFi fantasy football this season. P.P.S. It's "Cowboys" or "boys," not "Cowboy's" or "boy's." Unless you're talking about one cowboy.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:15 PM on March 18
Truly the best of the (sports) web. Kudos to you, Your Highness. Welcome to SpoFi. I look forward to your next post, and would like to suggest a general direction for it... OMFG THERE R 2 MANY BEENERS IN TEH MAJER LEEGS, LIKE EVRY BASEBAL PLAYYER IS MEXICAN WHATS UP WITH DAT K THX BYE
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:24 PM on March 17
I'm in... Magic 8-Ball for teh win
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 01:46 PM on March 11
It is a shame that sports has come down to cheating & laying... Thought laying was one of the "fringe benefits" myself... Maybe sports is "Boot Camp" for politics .... Barry good luck with your future carrier. Is there a "boot camp" for spelling? I kid because I care.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:23 AM on March 10
Links to this post: -MC Hammer is an idiot Word.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 12:29 AM on March 10
Dear frazer, Thank's for the advice. Unfortunately, with the total comment count approaching 150 in the other thread, I could not be assured of internet superstardom by having my obviously argument-ending opinion seen by posting it in the aforementioned thread. It became obvious that to win over more hearts and minds, posting my brilliant observations on the topic to the front page was the only option. Your's, Ultrarunner (The above is a poor attempt at humor. I am not Ultrarunner. Also, I am aware the apostrophe placement is incorrect. Carry on. Love, weirdo)
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 07:46 AM on March 08
Any follow-up from The Onion? ToddLokken
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 01:37 PM on March 07
I think your brain has been tainted by illegal substances here's your sign! 'Twas sarcasm, fellow SpoFites...
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 05:30 PM on March 04
HELL YAH THIS IS TEH RESON I JIONED SPORTFLITER TO TALK ABOUT BARY BONDS AND STERIODS. HES A TOTAL USER AND HIS RECORDS WILL ALL BE TAYNTED BY ILEGLE SUBSTUNCES. WAT? CLICK THE FUCKING LINK? WATS THE ONION ANYWAY SOME COMMIE WEBSITE? GO SOX
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 03:13 PM on March 04
16. USA 15. Dominican Republic 14. Venezuela 13. Cuba 12. Japan 11. Mexico 10. Puerto Rico 9. Chinese Taipei 8. Korea 7. Panama 6. Australia 5. Canada 4. China 3. Netherlands 2. Italy 1. South Africa
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:14 PM on March 02
Assclowns here. We'll determine the "no-talent" part after the draft.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 09:55 PM on February 15
I wanna play too, please.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 05:37 PM on February 11
Just a fun little ditty...
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 05:29 PM on January 26
Duke sucks. /fark
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:12 PM on January 21
making a comment about the media hyperbole surrounding the chargers is not trash talking Nor is it worthy of a post on the front page! Listen, basically it's a link to a fucking game recap coupled with the poster's opinion on one of the teams involved in the game to which he linked. Honestly, do you want to check in to SpoFi every day and see one-link post after one-link post, each of which exists only to spout the same rah-rah or your-team-is-overrated bullshit you can hear by tuning in to your local sports talk radio? Read the guidelines for new users again, friends, then give it another shot.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:42 PM on January 01
maurice Clarett is one of the dumbest people ever Mmm hmmm... Pot, kettle, etc., etc.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:37 PM on January 01
If you really think the Bengals are that good, you should check out this link.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 09:57 AM on December 24
there probiblee teh best team EVAR!!1!11!one
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:26 PM on December 23
Let he who is without touchy-feely lap dance cast the first stone.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:27 AM on December 16
I am a Philedelphia Eagles fan I liked T.O. when he was first picked but until he started all of his contract crap I didnt really care for him I even got his jersey but I plan on selling it for 100 dollars I want a Jevon Kearse jersey if you have any comments you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org ut only if you are an Eagles fan I wont read your email if it is from a anti-Eagles fan Please Dav, more insightful commentary like this would make this thread the BEST EVAR!!1!11!!eleventyone
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 11:31 PM on November 18
If somebody could provide scientific proof the a shot of B-12 can cause a positive test then I would believe it. Well, a shot of B12 alone would not cause a positive result. He tested positive for the anabolic steroid stanozolol and is claiming that the B12 shot was somehow tainted without his knowledge. From his statement: "I have never intentionally taken steroids. But I must also acknowledge that Stanozolol, a banned substance, was found in my system in May. Although I do not know how this substance came into my body, it is possible that a shot of vitamin B12 I took sometime in April might have been the cause." He later says he has "never implicated any player in the intentional use or distribution of steroids, or any other illegal substance, in any interview or testimony." Sounds like he's claiming somebody added a little kicker to the ol' B12 and got Raffy in trouble... I just don't know.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:29 AM on November 10
Although I would love to see da horns in the top spot, it's still USC's to lose.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:50 PM on October 23
I look forward to your next post/question regarding the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice. Having said that, I think the Astros will retake the wild card lead and lose to the Cardinals in the NL championship series again.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 11:05 PM on August 25
Be on the lookout for Phoenix phans holding up "NICE HAIR" signs during the next game.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 05:07 PM on May 10
Save a spot for me... I'm helping keep the cellar warm in our basketball league right now.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 12:10 AM on February 22
Kobe hearts Shaqie is me. Yay.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 01:24 AM on January 30
I just think it's funny that because the word "rap" is in the headline for this thread, the first Google ad reads "Is Eminem Gay?" Oh, yeah, and Artest is an idiot, too.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:06 PM on November 11
Here's my favorite part of the article: "Sprewell's $14.6 million salary this season is tied with eight other players for the ninth highest in the league. To put that into context, Sprewell's salary is more than double that of Indiana's Ron Artest and Detroit's Richard Hamilton, players who are more than five years younger and considered better than Sprewell. " I guess it's hard to feed a family on only $14.6 million a year, what with taxes and all.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:22 AM on November 01
grabbed 16th spot... Donkey Punch here.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 02:31 PM on August 07
Yeah, OK, Bako flied out. Now it's over.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:39 PM on October 15
Funny, looks like it's only 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth at this point (although your post might be accurate in a few more minutes).
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:37 PM on October 15
I can't find the list of upcoming free agents for 2003 anywhere Here ya go.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 02:39 PM on May 05
worldcup2002: This "Coach" link is interesting...
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:53 PM on April 14
Jordan was surprised by the gesture. But he also thought all the pregame hoopla might have been a psychological ploy by Riley, a longtime nemesis. "I thought Pat was trying to get my mind thinking about all the accolades, and then next thing you know, I forget about the game," Jordan said. "I said, 'I ain't going to fall for that.' I got out of the blocks quick and I got into a good rhythm."
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:47 PM on April 14
Rocker can't decide what to do, so the Rangers give him until next week to think about it. He pitched like crap during the second half of last season and looked pretty bad in spring ball. Why give this guy time to mull it over?
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 11:23 PM on April 18
The dismissal of Garner tied the quickest firing of a manager who started the season since 1900, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. Baltimore fired Cal Ripken Sr. in 1988 after the Orioles lost six games en route to an 0-21 start. (Quoted from ESPN story on Garner's firing here.)
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 10:42 PM on April 08
That No Slow Play merch is hideous. I wouldn't wear/display it when I play, and I do my golfing on a municipal course. I agree with dglynn. It is extremely aggravating to stand in the fairway and watch each member of the fivesome in front of you three-putt, then stand on the green and record their triple bogey on the card before putting the pin back in the cup and moving on to the next tee.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 08:30 AM on February 17
They even booed Michael Irvin when he suffered a serious neck injury... Philly fans actually cheered Irvin's injury, but I know what you meant. Jim Gray was in Kobe's face afterwards... I can't stand Jim Gray. When I heard Kobe's award speech, it was as if Jim Gray had brainwashed him ("Fans were booing... fans were booing...") so that he felt the need to mention the booing more than once. I'm sure he was a little hurt, too, but he probably had not given it as much thought until after Mr. Gray's leading questions.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 07:39 AM on February 11
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