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Giants Win Superbowl!

I'm happy for the Giants, I honestly didn't think they could do it. Eli Manning had one hell of a game, the Giants defense had Brady pressured the whole time, and the Patriots just seemed out of sync the entire game just to top it off.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:34 PM on February 04

Cavaliers 0

Thank you Cavs for beating the Pistons (avenging the Bulls ha ha ha!) and keeping the finals from being the lowest rated event on TV. I could'nt stand watching it a couple years back.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 04:41 PM on June 05

Man beats world hot dog eating record

Hot Dogs are as "American" as Pizza, for that matter! I think he means that eating lots of food really fast is an American sport. Note all the fat people.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 04:27 PM on June 05

Updated Grand Slam fantasy standings after round four

Sweet! I go camping for the weekend and come back to see that im winning in the women's category. Yay. Not so much about the men's though. Yes I would think it best to have separate trophies for each category. Not saying that because I am winning in the womens category.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 04:20 PM on June 05

Kobe Bryant Demands Trade

Naaa I don't think the Bulls would take Kobe. He wouldn't fit in the Bulls style of play. They really don't need a one man team. Plus they would probably have to give up one or two of the "Core four" which would destroy the teams foundation.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:27 PM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

Dude there is proof all over the place. It's in science, history, earth, everywhere. Name me some proven evidence of evolution, and give me one lie about the Bible and we'll stop this discussion. Real proof that you know not " my science teacher told me so."

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 02:46 PM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

You too funny yerfatman.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:37 AM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

What do you mean bug the shit out of rest of you? Its not like our goal is to try our best to force people to believe in God and say how great we are and that the rest of you suck. Thats not our job, and its not our business. We our supposed to spread the word and let people decide for themselves. The most common myth about Christians is that they think they are perfect and that they act just like God. Thats not true. If somebody has ever sat there and tried to force you to think that yay-yo, I will apoligize for them. Thats a bad example of a Christian.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:16 AM on May 30

Updated Grand Slam fantasy standings

Well look who just lost my vote for Miss Congeniality in this pageant! Well maybe if you weren't such a tennis phsycic I could say good things about you.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:06 AM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

Yay-yo. He doesn't mean that Christians are supposed to hunt and kill "evil" people. He means hunt and save lost poeple. That movie can be an example of how some people can mis-understand what God wants out of us.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:37 AM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

The Bible does say that man shall rule over animals. I was referring to the letter he wrote, not the hunt. But how can the hunt represent the views of God? Just because he's a Christian doesn't mean that everything he does is right in God's eyes. I'm not sure how God would view how he killed a pig.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:35 AM on May 30

Updated Grand Slam fantasy standings

Wow. I suck. F*ck you Ufez!

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:22 AM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

Why? When he says " Please remember that as we work and hunt, it is also our God Given Right as Christians to hunt for the lost souls about us. You do not need a license and you can hunt in any state or country. Those lost souls will truly be our greatest trophies in the end." He means that as Christians it is our job to seek out "Hunt" lost souls, and share what God has given us. They will be our "throphies" as in that there is no greater reward in heaven then by saving a lost soul.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:15 AM on May 30

SpoFi 2007 Grand Slam Fantasy Game

This is gonna be one long hual. I used to be able to play a MATCH of tennis in less then one hour much less a week.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:40 AM on May 30

Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'

Why don't ya'll read the Bible. Maybe you would understand what the father is saying.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:33 AM on May 30

SpoFi 2007 Grand Slam Fantasy Game

Dammit Roddick! Scew you!

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:32 PM on May 29

Patriots Linebacker Missing in Lake

Actually he was a pretty good swimmer and he didn't just "fall off". The jet ski went out of control in the choppy and rough waves of the lake and flipped over. He then told the girl to grab onto a peice of something( i cant remember right now) and told her to hang on as they where separated by the current. She hung on untill help arrived while Hill was lost. He made the mistake of not wearing a life jacket and it cost him his life. Please give your thoughts and prayers to his friends and family, not to exclaiming how stupid he was.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:23 PM on May 29

Patriots Linebacker Missing in Lake

. My thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:34 AM on May 29

SpoFi 2007 Grand Slam Fantasy Game

Womens: 1. Henin 2.Kuznetsova 3.S. Williams 4.Sharapova Injury Reserve Pool: Mauresmo Jankovic Hingis Mens: 1. Federer 2.Roddick 3.Nadal 4.Gonzales Injury Reserve Pool: Davydenko Djokovic Lijubicic

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:32 PM on May 25

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

Why would he want Coach K's autograph? Noooooo. I meant that I got Alaa's autogragh.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:54 AM on May 25

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

Alaa Abdelnaby Ain't that the guy frome Duke? If so he coached me at Duke basketball camp a couple years back. He marched the sidelines spitten tobacco in a cup and callin' the plays like coach K. Got his autogragh too.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:34 AM on May 25

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

I think Oden will come into the league and averge somwhere around ten or less points, nine or more rebounds, and a little over two blocks. He will upgrade the defense of whatever team he gets drafted by. In a few years he will probably step up to around fift-teen points, eleven rebounds, and two or three blocks.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:55 PM on May 24

Fantasy Grand Slam:

I'll play. I don't know that much about tennis, but its worth a shot.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:25 AM on May 24

Tomorrow is Today for Nextel Cup...

Does any driver like the "car of tomorrow"? I did a link on that a while back. The answer is "No". I can't post the link from here because my computer won't let me.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 02:13 PM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

I really don't think one backup, especially one whose skills have diminished as much as Antoine's would have made a difference. I guess we'll never know, but the Celtics obviously need something to get them out of this little pit they seem to can't get out of. Maybe Walker could have helped maybe not. But saying that all his skills have diminished is a little harsh. In the Bulls series the guy was making these crazy "And 1" layups and drillen threes in one of the games. He caused more problems for the Bulls then Shaq did.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 02:06 PM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

Assuming the Celtics won him in a poker game, who would the Celtics take minutes away from to get Antoine on the floor? Jefferson? Gomes? Perkins? Green? Who said anything about him starting? The thng is players get tired and have off nights and need a decent back-up to give them a brake.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:07 PM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

And trust me I watch all NBA highlights Well shit, Dr. Jack, sign me up for your Celtics Season Preview next year. The point was, and still is, how are you telling the world about the Celtics season when you didn't see it Uhhhh that wasn't my point on the Celtics. That is the point that I know more about the NBA then I do about any other sport. I watch every NBA show, pregame, parts of games, whole games, highlights, box scores, I also get emails on NBA topics such as, fantasy, scores, transactions, columns, latest stories. I don't just blab aimlessly just to talk. Apparently you don't watch Heat games either. I loved 8 when he was here, but he is f'in done and Danny got him back for a song and traded him for something, which is more than he's worth nowadays. Yea I do watch Heat games. He doesn't play thats why he can't score or play long anymore. He can still drop threes and still has some athleticism left to be a role player for a lot of teams. And the Celtics could use about anybody who can step up and do thier job. And if memory serves me well. When they had Walker, they were in the playoffs.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:09 AM on May 23

Tomorrow is Today for Nextel Cup...

Next thing you know they'll change the name NASCAR.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:26 AM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

So, you've watched highlights of one game out of 82, and somehow you're able to get a handle on the Celtics' entire season from that 30 seconds? You're obviously very perceptive Sorry for not being clear. I meant that it was the only whole game of the Celtics I watched. All the rest were highlights, halfs and quarters. And trust me I watch all NBA highlights, parts of games, and get all of the latest news so I know a little about what i'm talking about.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:22 AM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

Yea Durant would be a better fit then Oden. Aldridge is starting to show some prospect in the future. He can have a breakthrough game or just a sucky game. I had him on my fantasy team late in the season. He put up something like 36 points and 6 rebounds in one game, then he had 8 points and 18 rebounds the next. The next week he averaged 3 points and 4 rebounds a game. Though a little streaky, great piece for the Blazers.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:50 AM on May 23

Which NBA lottery team built up the most positive karma during the season,

I don't know what happend to the Celtics. Ever since they traded Antoine Walker they have steadilly declined to the sucky state thier in. But this season was just discusting. I find it hard to believe that they didn't tank a few games.Thier the only team that really is willing to lose to try to get Durant or Oden. All the games I cared to watch were just the highlights of when the Bulls were wearing green at home for St. Paty's day while the Celtics were wearing white. I got to tell you the Bulls crushed them that game.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:21 AM on May 23

Pistons 1

The Pstons are going to have some problems with the Cavs. If they can keep Lebron from scoring over ten points, but still only win by three. Then they are in trouble. I think the Cavs can beat Detroit at the Palace as long as Lebron can come back and drop 25-30 points or more. Cavs win series 4-2 because you can't shut down Lebron James every game and he is deadly when he's on fire. I don't think the Pistons can handle them at Cleveland.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:07 AM on May 23

Clinton Portis thinks y'all should just fight with your own dogs and leave Michael Vick's business alone.

People who kill and torture animals should be treated the same way. Does that mean you don't want me hunting deer or turkey?

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:26 AM on May 22

Pistons 0

Bill Laimbeer is laughing himself to sleep over that comparison I'm sure. Uhhhhh yea. Spurs as the new "Bad boys"? Makes me wan't to laugh. I mean c'mon a few hard fouls doesn't mean that they are the ultimate dirty trashy team. It may mean a couple players are, but i've only seen it happen once per player. So I say to settle it, bring the Bad Boy Pistons back out of retirment and have a little game with the "New Bad Boys" and see what happens.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:31 AM on May 21

The Final Showdown

Wooooow. I remember seeing both on sports center and I was speechless after both. I have to go with the dunk though just the by fact that he was jumping over a 7'2" giant from a distance, and still being able to throw it down hardly touched is just freakin insane.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:06 AM on May 21

Why Cyclists Really Shave Their Legs

It's only May, so I know there will be other entries, but I want to nominate MGDADDYD for best first comment of 2007. I third that. Best first impression you can ever make in my book.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:35 PM on May 18

Pistons 4

Well since my Bulls are out, i'll go for the Jazz in the playoffs. Carlos Boozer is going to have to come out big in the next round to prevail.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:32 PM on May 18

Why Cyclists Really Shave Their Legs

Wow.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:50 AM on May 18

Why Cyclists Really Shave Their Legs

I always knew something was up with that shit. How fucking much wind can some little leg hairs pick up? I don't know man. Whenever I bike my legs pick up a new hair style, and once I got some hair stuck in the chain. Then the handle bars twisted, I slid off the seat and landed on the bar dick and tail-bone first, then my left leg twisted over the right side, as I fell of the bike sideways my right ankle got cought in the pedle strap and tore my achilleas tendon. All happend goin about 30 mph. Boy did THAT hurt. Aftermath: Torn ankle tendon, bruised tail-bone, bruised thigh, and questionable for kids. Not as bad as the nut cracker with the derailer though.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 07:54 AM on May 18

Bulls 2

Maybe if Nash did grow his beard to resemble The Beard, then Horry would have gotten clocked. Then The Beard Jr. would drag Nash to the mangled mess of Horry and finish him off with a good fuzz-fuckin.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 07:35 AM on May 18

Bulls 2

Maybe, just maybe the Bulls can win tonight. Wow. Just think of the happiness and pleasure of beating the Pistons. I'm getting goose bumps.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:01 AM on May 17

Griffey Jr. to fan: You couldn't touch the threads on my jock!

Kendall Gill used to be my brothers favorite player and the Hornets is his favorite team.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:47 PM on May 16

Top ten sports brawls in sports history.

Sorry about the grammitcal error in the link title. I didn't notice it until after I clicked post.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:24 AM on May 16

Bulls 1

Charles Barkley hates that rule. He about killed two announcers last night before the Bulls game and at half-time.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:05 AM on May 16

Bulls 1

Wow Bulls our making a little series out of this little blowout at the Palace. Everybody had a good game. Thomas made like five dunks and missed a few layups. Hinrich had 13 assists, Gordan had 25 points I think. Drillen threes all over the place, just an incredible game for Chicago. I don't think they can pull off a win for game six though, maybe but not garenteed. Only three teams in sports history have come back 0-3 and won the series, so maybe the Bulls can add themselves to the list.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:02 AM on May 16

From 0 to 99 and everything in between.

It wouldn't have to do anything with the fact that they got NOTHING in the trade for Shaq, would it? Well that proves the point that Kobe can't win without Shaq. And they got nothing in the trade? Lamaar Odom is nothing? Caron Butler was nothing? Now your right that they didn't get anything worth Shaq, but they are still rising stars who can really lift the Lakers if they got the ball more.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 02:01 PM on May 15

From 0 to 99 and everything in between.

Agreed.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:44 AM on May 15

Wages of Wins

Very interesting. Its funny how the Wizards are #2 in offense, yet last in defense. In the draft this year they might wan't to look for a defensive stopper. Thank you bobfoot nothing I love more than an NBA post with stats, i'll be on this one for a while.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:48 AM on May 15

From 0 to 99 and everything in between.

I meant as in other drivers helping you out. Not the pit crew sorry for not being clear. And as much as Kobe is a ball hog that explains why he doesn't win as much as Jeff does. He doesn't involve his team like he needs to.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 08:40 AM on May 15

NFL moving north?

Sorry he's just been on my butt since day one. I try to be open to correction, but its hard when peope slam it all down my gullet. Sorry TBH, please make my life easier.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:16 PM on May 14

From 0 to 99 and everything in between.

Champ Bailey:http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133217 note: if you can see this past year he had a career high in total INT, LG, and yards. Kobe bryant:http://www.nba.com/playerfile/kobe_bryant/career_stats.html note: career highs in PPG and free throw percentage. The reason thier not as good at winning as Jeff is because in NASCAR you don't have to rely on your teammates like you do in basketball or football. How many NBA or NFL teams can you name were one player won a playoff series or a championship on his own with no help whatsoever? You can do the research I'm going to workout and go to bed.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 09:09 PM on May 14

NFL moving north?

Didn't you say at one point that you were 15 years old? You don't know what "good ol' days" actually means, kid. Put a sock in it. Listen, I didn't live in the good ol' days, but I sure as hell know what they were. You ever heard of ESPN Classic or the NFL Network or my Dad. The definition of the good ol' days is when everything changed for the worst. Or when the last "Old man" retires or dies. Like NASCAR. A few years ago it has become one of the most boring sports today. This started a couple of years after Dale Sr. died. I know how much you worship Jeff Gordan so don't turn this into a Jeff Gordan discussion. Just to add why tha fuck are you yelling at me in every fucking thread that I comment on. Just a little correction would be nice asshole.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 04:21 PM on May 14

From 0 to 99 and everything in between.

Jeff Gordon's won 5 Daytona 500s, 4 Brickyards, and 4 NASCAR Championships. The article is best athletes TODAY not best acvtive careers. He hasn't won all that this past season, Kobe had a break through season, and Champ Bailey gets more interceptoins and deflections than most cornerbacks in todays NFL.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:29 PM on May 14

Remember when he played for them?

I actually have an autographed photo of Hakeem in a Raptors uniform. I don't expect I'll ever find a buyer, though. Put it on ebay for $50,000. You'll get a buyer eventually. Maybe Hakeem will buy it to see if he's actually wearing a Rapters uniform.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 03:24 PM on May 14

Baron Davis' beard 125, Utah Jazz 105

>I was in the mountains >I woke up, turned on the TV >I put on SC right when they were showing the Warriors-Jazz highlights >My mouth dropped to the floor in thousand pieces, but no words came out. The Beard teabagged Andrei and didn't stop there.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:44 AM on May 14

Remember when he played for them?

Man I have no remembrance of Hakeem playing for Toronto, I read the headline and thought this was a joke. I must have been hibernating or something.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:29 AM on May 14

Bulls 0

Thank God that the Bulls prevented a sweep. To bad for the Warriors, I thought they could make it to the conference finals, I guess thats why i don't gamble.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:22 AM on May 14

NFL moving north?

Following NASCAR's feats of $$$$$$$. Tired of it, what ever happened to the good ol' days.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:34 PM on May 11

Ricky Williams tests positive for marijuana again

And who's suprised? C'mon Ricky you just wasted and screwed your future as a great NFL player. Well what was left of it after you screwed your past. Idiot.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:28 PM on May 11

Ex-players to picket HOF

When I first read the headline i thought it said " Ex-players to pickout HOE." I was picturing Jack Lambert with Carmon Electra.

posted by TelamarketersBeware at 12:24 PM on May 11