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SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

A hockey roster made only of players who look like Tilda Swinton.

posted by rumple at 01:58 PM on February 05

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle

"On a scale of 1 to 4, [Ken] Stabler had high Stage 3 chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or C.T.E., the degenerative brain disease believed to be caused by repeated blows to the head, according to researchers at Boston University."

posted by rumple at 12:25 PM on February 03

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em: Conference Championship Round

New England by 10 - LOCK

Carolina by 7 - LOCK


Team yards: New England

Team turnovers: Denver

Passing: Brady

Rushing: Stewart

Receiving: Gronkowski

Sacking: Bucannon

Intercepting: Butler

posted by rumple at 01:28 PM on January 23

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Week 2: Divisional Round

New England by 10 LOCK

Green Bay by 3

Seattle by 7 LOCK

Denver by 14 LOCK

QB: Rogers

RB: Lynch

WR: Baldwin

INT: Sherman

posted by rumple at 07:54 PM on January 15

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Canada's Kaillie Humphries makes history by piloting all-female team in four-man bobsled event at Lake Placid

"We for sure came last by a long shot," Humphries said Saturday on the drive to Montreal for a later flight to Park City, Utah. "We knew that was going to happen. We're competing with dudes who individually are anywhere from 100 to 120 kilos. As girls, we're not even close to that."

Not even close in weight and not even close in speed. Humphries crossed the line 4.77 seconds behind race winner Maximilian Arndt of Germany, who finished in 1 minute, 49.70 seconds Four seconds is an eternity in bobsled, where the difference between gold and silver is usually mere hundredths of a second.

......

For Humphries and her crew, the whole point of the exercise was to train for an exhibition race at next month's world championships in Igls, Austria. She wants to continue the push for the event's inclusion on the roster for the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing.

Men can compete for Olympic medals in both the two-man and four-man races. Women have only shot at the Olympic podium in the two-man competition. Gender parity is the ultimate goal.

"This is a learning process for us and all other women in the world," said Humphries, who made history last year alongside American Elana Meyers Taylor by piloting a four-man sled pushed by three guys. "We showed that it's possible, that we can do it on one of the hardest tracks in the world.

"We deserve the opportunity to be able to do two-man and four-man. We want it."

posted by rumple at 12:21 PM on January 11

Play SportsFilter's NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Contest

Houston by 3

Cincinnati by 7

Seattle by 14 LOCK

Washington by 6

Bonus Categories

Pick the quarterback with the most passing yards - Russell Wilson

Pick the running back with the most rushing yards. - Adrian Peterson

Pick the player with the most receiving yards. Doug Baldwin

Pick a player who will record a sack or partial sack. Bruce Irvin

posted by rumple at 03:02 AM on January 08

NFL Pick 'Em Contest Winner: Grum@work

Congrats to grum and thanks to rcade for organizing it all

Re: the rules, I agree with ic23b above.

posted by rumple at 06:51 PM on January 05

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 17: Last Chance Saloon Edition

Atlanta by 7

Buffalo by 10

Chicago by 17

Baltimore by 3

Pittsburgh by 24 LOCK

Washington by 7

Tennessee by 10

Miami by 6

Philadelphia by 3

Jacksonville by 10

Denver by 7

Kansas City by 10

Seattle by 3

San Francisco by 3

Tampa Bay by 7

Green Bay by 17

posted by rumple at 02:17 AM on January 03

NFL Pick 'Em Week 16: Airing of Grievances Edition

Oakland by 17

Philadelphia by 3

Atlanta by 6

Buffalo by 14

Detroit by 10

Tennessee by 6

Kansas City by 21

Miami by 10

N.Y. Jets by 3

Chicago by 9

Pittsburgh by 28

Jacksonville by 7

Green Bay by 11

Seattle by 14 LOCK

Minnesota by 10

Cincinnati by 9

posted by rumple at 01:04 PM on December 24

NFL Pick 'Em Week 15: I Miss the Big Sombrero Edition

St. Louis by 6

Dallas by 3

Indianapolis by 10

Minnesota by 14

New England by 19

N.Y. Giants by 3

Washington by 3

Jacksonville by 7

Kansas City by 10

Oakland by 3

Seattle by 20 LOCK

Pittsburgh by 7

San Diego by 10

Cincinnati by 17

Philadelphia by 7

New Orleans by 14

posted by rumple at 03:34 PM on December 17

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 14: Not So Hotlanta Edition

Arizona by 10

Chicago by 14

Pittsburgh by 7

Cleveland by 4

Kansas City by 6

St. Louis by 3

Tennessee by 3

Philadelphia by 14

Tampa Bay by 10

Carolina by 14

Jacksonville by 7

Seattle by 17

Oakland by 3

Green Bay by 14 LOCK

New England by 17

Miami by 10

posted by rumple at 05:14 PM on December 09

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

Inuit group call for the CFL's Edmonton Eskimos to change their name.

posted by rumple at 05:00 PM on November 28

CFL Playoffs Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition

Edmonton by 17

Reilly

Over

666

posted by rumple at 09:45 PM on November 26

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 12: Inadvertent Whistle Edition

Philadelphia by 7

Carolina by 3

Green Bay by 14

Atlanta by 6

Cincinnati by 10

Oakland by 6

Indianapolis by 10

Kansas City by 14

Miami by 7

Washington by 3

Jacksonville by 14 LOCK? a Jax lock sure wtf bring on the Costanza

Houston by 3

San Francisco by 6

Seattle by 10

New England by 10

posted by rumple at 10:25 PM on November 25

CFL Playoffs Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

Hamilton by 8

Edmonton by 17

Reilly

Edmonton

posted by rumple at 12:06 PM on November 21

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 11: Nobody Knows Anything Edition

Jacksonville by 7

Atlanta by 10

Chicago by 3

Oakland by 10

Dallas by 3

Philadelphia by 14

Carolina by 10

Baltimore by 6

N.Y. Jets by 3

San Diego by 6

Green Bay by 7

Seattle by 17 LOCK

Arizona by 3

New England by 10

posted by rumple at 01:38 PM on November 19

CFL Playoffs Pick 'Em, Semi-Finals Edition

Hamilton by 10

BC by 3

LEONE

under

posted by rumple at 11:22 AM on November 12

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 10: David Tyree Edition

N.Y. Jets by 3

Green Bay by 17

Carolina by 14

Chicago By 3

Philadelphia by 10

Pittsburgh by 10

Tampa Bay by 6

Washington by 3

Baltimore by 14

Oakland by 7

Denver by 3

New England By 14

Seattle by 3

Cincinnati by 14 LOCK!?

posted by rumple at 11:20 AM on November 12

NFL Pick 'Em, Week Nine: Blaine Gabbert Edition

Cleveland at Cincinnati xxx

Miami by 3

Minnesota by 11

New England by 10

Tennessee by 7

New York Jets by 14

Pittsburgh by 6

Carolina by 7

San Francisco by 3

Tampa Bay by 3

Indianapolis by 7 Lock because I want the Costanza?

Philadelphia by 10

Chicago by 10

posted by rumple at 02:07 PM on November 06

NFL Pick 'Em, Week Eight: Waitin' All Week for Sunday Night

Miami at New England xxxx

KC by 17

Atlanta by 11

Chicago by 4

Arizona by 10

St. Louis by 3

New Orleans by 9

Cincinnati by 17

San Diego by 7

Tennessee by 3

Oakland by 6

Seattle by 10

Green Bay by 14

Carolina by 13 LOCK because why the F not

posted by rumple at 11:49 AM on October 30

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Nineteen

BC by 7

SASK by 4

Hamilton by 11

Edmonton by 17

posted by rumple at 11:42 AM on October 30

NFL Pick 'Em, Week Seven: Don't Snap It, Griff Edition

Seattle at San Francisco damn too late

Jacksonville by 10

Minnesota by 14

Tennessee by 10

Indianapolis by 14

Kansas City by 17

St. Louis by 10

Miami by 4

New England by 21

Washington by 3

Oakland by 10

Dallas by 9

Philadelphia by 6

Arizona by 10 LOCK

Did I miss a week? Hope that doesn't disqualfy me for the Costanza. Well, it's been nutty out here.

posted by rumple at 11:27 AM on October 23

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Eighteen

Montreal by 7

BC by 11

Ottawa by 3

Edmonton by 25

posted by rumple at 11:24 AM on October 23

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 6: Mike Tomlin/Tom Osborne Edition

Lock: Seattle

posted by rumple at 12:49 AM on October 15

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 6: Mike Tomlin/Tom Osborne Edition

Atlanta by 5


Buffalo by 3


Denver by 17


Chicago by 10


Tennessee by 6


Minnesota by 4


Washington by 3


Pittsburgh by 10


Jacksonville by 7


Seattle by 14


Green Bay by 17


SF by 6


Indianapolis by 6


Philadelphia by 11

posted by rumple at 12:47 AM on October 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Seventeen

Ottawa by 7

Calgary by 11

Edmonton by 19

Hamilton by 17

posted by rumple at 11:59 PM on October 14

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 16

Ottawa by 11 over Toronto

Hamilton by 17

Calgary by 3

BC by 9

Montreal by 19

posted by rumple at 04:00 PM on October 06

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Fifteen

Montreal by 12

Hamilton by 10

Edmonton by 11

BC by 17

posted by rumple at 11:27 AM on October 01

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 4: First-Place Jacksonville Edition

Pittsburgh by 10

Jets by 3

Atlanta by 7

Buffalo by 17

Oakland by 7

KC by 10

Indianapolis by 20 meat locker

Carolina by 17

Philadelphia by 10

San Diego by 6

Minnesota by 9

Arizona by 14

Green Bay by 14

New Orleans by 3

Seattle by 14

posted by rumple at 02:28 AM on October 01

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 3: Indy's Bad Luck Edition

New York Giants by 10

Oakland by 3

Atlanta by 7

Tennessee by 5

Pittsburgh by 13

Minnesota by 7

New England by 17 Locker Room

Philadelphia by 3

Carolina by 10

Cincinnati by 3

Houston by 6

Arizona by 10

Miami by 7

Seattle by 10

Detroit by 9

Green Bay by 3

posted by rumple at 03:27 AM on September 24

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Fourteen

Winnipeg by 7

Edmonton by 5

Ottawa by 3

Saskatchewan by 11

posted by rumple at 11:32 AM on September 23

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Sports that should not be called "sports."

posted by rumple at 08:06 PM on September 22

Rugby (Union) World Cup Starts Tonight

The racial-makeup-controversial South Africans go down to Japan's indomitable Blossoms in greatest World Cup upset ever. So much for White Power.

posted by rumple at 04:53 PM on September 19

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 2: Teddy Bridgewater Fail Mary Edition

Kansas City by 3

New England by 7

Chicago by 10

Cincinnati by 3

Tennessee by 6

Minnesota by 12

New Orleans by 14

Atlanta by 3

Pittsburgh by 14

Washington by 3

Carolina by 10

Oakland by 7

Jacksonville by 3

Philadelphia by 10

Green Bay by 14

Indianapolis by 10 STONE COLD LOCK

posted by rumple at 02:30 AM on September 17

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Thirteen

Calgary by 17

Hamilton by 13

Sask by 11

Montreal by 7

posted by rumple at 10:57 PM on September 15

Eli Manning Told Running Back Not to Score

Because who wants a two possession lead with a minute left? The math is not that hard. Refreshing to see him admit it frankly, though.

posted by rumple at 09:09 AM on September 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Twelve

Toronto by 3

Sask by 5

Edmonton by 7

Ottawa by 11

posted by rumple at 11:08 PM on September 09

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 1: Win One for the Duke

New England by 11
Indianapolis by 10 Stone Cold Lock
Green Bay by 9
Seattle by 7
N.Y. Jets by 6
Miami by 10
Jacksonville by 15
Houston by 3
Arizona by 7
San Diego by 14
Denver by 10
Oakland by 9
Tampa Bay by 3
N.Y. Giants by 3
Atlanta by 10
San Francisco by 14

Boy this takes longer than the CFL one but not really more thought going into it

posted by rumple at 01:44 PM on September 08

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Eleven

Montreal by 7

Winnipeg by 11

Toronto by 13

Calgary by 17

posted by rumple at 09:01 PM on September 02

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Ten

Hamilton by 10

Edmonton my 7

Winnipeg by 10

Ottawa by 17

posted by rumple at 03:22 PM on August 26

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Nine

BC by 5

Edmonton by 7

Calgary by 20

Toronto by 9

posted by rumple at 07:09 AM on August 18

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Eight

Montreal by 5

Winnipeg by 4

B.C. by 11

Calgary by 15

posted by rumple at 03:13 PM on August 11

Teammate Sucker Punches Geno Smith, Breaks His Jaw

Bring back Tebow to heal the team, bring Peace unto the Locker Room, and play a little QB as well.

posted by rumple at 03:09 PM on August 11

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Seven

Edmonton by 10

Montreal by 7

Toronto by 14

Hamilton by 3

posted by rumple at 10:35 PM on August 04

How close are we to a London Jaguars NFL franchise?

Would Americans be ready for their Premier League team to get relegated? You may need multigenerational fans to see a team through dropping a league or two.

posted by rumple at 06:07 PM on August 04

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Six

BC by 12

Edmonton by 29

Montreal by 10

Hamilton by 5

posted by rumple at 02:16 AM on July 29

Lou Lamoriello new Maple Leafs GM

Yes the Leafs have a steep uphill - they are five years behind what smarter clubs realized when rebuilding, and the landscape is only becoming more competitive. It'll take a while before it is easy for them to sign decent free agents at reasonable cost as well, I suspect.

I just posted to the huddle this piece showing some Toronto media has soured on Lamoriello already :)

posted by rumple at 08:36 PM on July 26

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Knives in Toronto are already out for Lou Lamoriello.

Something, something, popcorn.

posted by rumple at 08:32 PM on July 26

Lou Lamoriello new Maple Leafs GM

There's this thing called "playoffs" which Leafs fans may need to learn about.

And yeah I can dream about them losing to the Sens, but in reality, this whole Shanascheme likely works and I hate them more than ever once they win the cup, dammit.

posted by rumple at 04:40 PM on July 24

Lou Lamoriello new Maple Leafs GM

The Leafs seemed to be strongly moving in the direction of the analytics and "fancy stats". I wonder what Lou's feelings are towards that? Is he too old for that? The league is definitely changing at the moment with smaller, fast, skilled players being more recognized. That could change of course but drafting a bunch of dinosaurs is not going to go well at the moment.

What the Leafs need to do the most in the next few years is draft well and draft often. Since the 1990s I'm to sure the Devils drafting has been anything to write home about and I'm not sure Lou himself is up to speed with the game these days.

It's going to be a good show either way, I'm actually hoping for a complete trainwreck that sees Babcock fired in March despite having the Leafs in first overall, and Lou moving behind the bench then getting blown out in the first round by the Sens.

posted by rumple at 12:20 PM on July 24

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Five

Thanks DJE. I knew I couldn't be doing that well overall but couldn't be bothered to go back and check previous results either. Thanks for running the contest. I expect to put in s strong bid for the Costanza when all is said and done.

posted by rumple at 02:14 AM on July 23

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Five

Calgary by 14

BC by 8

Edmonton by 10

Saskatchewan by 3

Also, it looks like some of the scores don't add up. OK, mine doesn't appear to add up.

posted by rumple at 10:30 AM on July 22

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Or how about Zach Johnson? Sure, he just won the Open. But he probably should have retired before the tournament began, don't you think? He's the same age as Tiger Woods: 39. His last major came in 2007 at the Masters, more than a year before Woods won his last major at the 2008 US Open. Woods won five tournaments as recently as 2013. Johnson had only won five tournaments over the previous five years.

I guess you should enjoy your Claret Jug, Johnson. But know that you don't deserve it. You should have quit the sport a week ago. That's indisputable sports media logic.

posted by rumple at 01:58 PM on July 21

Indiana Pacers to Wear "Hoosiers" Inspired Uniform

Yeah but at least those brands make the actual equipment. This is advertising for a movie. I guess the "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim" crossed that barrier, this should be derided to the same extent.

I suppose the trend for camoflauge uniforms is more or less Armed Forces recruiting advertising as well, though arguably more subtle than this example.

posted by rumple at 01:57 PM on July 21

Indiana Pacers to Wear "Hoosiers" Inspired Uniform

Isn't this basically the introduction of major advertising to North American sports uniforms (big 4 sports anyhow)?

posted by rumple at 12:59 PM on July 21

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Four

Montreal by 5

Edmonton by 7

BC by 4

Calgary by 10

posted by rumple at 11:43 AM on July 15

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Tiger Woods still has his sights set on Jack Nicklaus' majors record.

"I'm still young".

posted by rumple at 01:44 PM on July 14

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

This is a funny and well-written piece on Australian Test Cricketer Shane Watson, a "galloping fridge"

The thinking around how to play Watson has been some of the knottiest, most complex intellectual work produced in Australia this century. [burn!]

In sympathy with these sudden, jolting shifts across the spectrum of play, Watson's management of his own body has been, perhaps inevitably, similarly confused: bulky one day, lissom the next, he's never hit on the best strategy to tune his frame this fragile tuba to its optimal pitch. It's almost as if the man, having tested seemingly every position in the batting lineup and experimented with wildly divergent styles of bowling and muscular conditioning, has ended up estranged from himself. He's become a stranger to his own physique.

In the process, he's also become a stranger to the Australian dressing room.

posted by rumple at 01:40 PM on July 14

Top women tennis players balance body image with ambition

Female athletes often face the femininity police -- especially Serena Williams

These particular insults, especially when lobbed at black women, are difficult to see as anything other than racist, especially given their history as ways to denigrate the womanhood and sexuality of black women. But, Williams isn't the first female athlete to endure this treatment; she isn't even the first tennis player. It's common for women athletes especially when they win to be derided as something other than women.

When Dominika Cibulkova lost to Sam Stosur back in 2012, she repeatedly stated that playing Stosur was "like playing a man". Amelie Mauresmo, former tennis dynamo, received flak about her sexuality, her gender and her physique. Martina Navratilova, widely regarded as one of the greatest tennis players of all time, was constantly derided as looking manly. And, when 6'8" WBNA athlete Brittney Griner showed off her dunking skills, she too was called "a man". Griner's response to the criticism? "Hey, that's my body, and I look the way I look."

Track and field athletes, soccer players, basketball players, tennis players, you name it: in any sport in which a woman has to actually train to be a formidable competitor, and has a physique that reflects that, you'll find discussion of their reputed sexual desirability (or supposed lack thereof) permeating the conversation.

posted by rumple at 01:36 PM on July 14

Top women tennis players balance body image with ambition

What's the equivalent in a male sport? A swimmer not shaving his body despite knowing they will lose 5/100 of a second? It's more or less unthinkable. Maybe some of the golfers who could be more fit, but then, they aren't really schlubbing off to enhance their looks.

The double standard for women is real enough. Change comes from both directions - (men) appreciate female athletic dominance however it looks; (women) don't leave anything on the red carpet?

Another factor here is the relatively revealing uniforms women often wear. If Serena had baggy shorts and men's tennis shorts her physique would be a lot less noticeable. Of course from her perspective, her physique may in fact be intimidating and a competitive advantage.

posted by rumple at 03:45 PM on July 13