March 21, 2008

Tiger beats God in friendly golf match : Is Tiger that good?

read story | posted by dbt302 to Golf at 8:06 AM CDT (9 comments total)

Woods' victory is considered the biggest upset by a mortal over a powerful supernatural being since Beelzebub lost a musical competition to a fiddler named Johnny in the American South in 1834.

Great stuff! I almost lost a keyboard to that one.

Oh, and...

Tiger Woods is a Robot!

posted by hawkguy at 8:40 AM CDT on March 21

Some pretty funny stuff there, dbt302. Thanks for the laugh.

posted by BornIcon at 9:26 AM CDT on March 21

Big hitter, the Holy Father.

posted by chicobangs at 10:28 AM CDT on March 21

Flowing robes, balding head...quite striking, actually.

posted by hawkguy at 10:46 AM CDT on March 21

Thanks for the fun read dbt302.

Joke:

Jesus and Peter were out playing a round of golf. Jesus, was one under par when they approached the 15th. It's a long par 3 - 235yds - all over water.

Jesus pulls his 4 iron, then puts it back saying "Tiger would hit a 5, I'm going to hit a 5 iron too."

Peter looks at him quizzically and says " Jesus, hit the 4. The 5 isn't enough."

Jesus refuses, keeps the 4 iron, steps up to the ball, takes his swing and SPLOSH!, it falls 20 yards short into the water.

Frustrated, Jesus steps out on to the water to retrieve his ball. Just then, another group arrives on the tee.

"Who does he think he is? Jesus?" The group asks Peter.

"He is Jesus," Peter responds, "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."

posted by BoKnows at 11:51 AM CDT on March 21

Thats a great article... Hope everyone takes it in stride in our PC world these days... Good laughs...

posted by bruce2ww at 11:52 AM CDT on March 21

Thanks for posting. Very funny stuff.

posted by budman13 at 3:59 PM CDT on March 21

Joke:

Jesus, Moses & an old guy are playing golf. On the first hole, Moses tees off and slices badly towards the water. He walks out to the lake, parts the water, chips up onto the green for an easy birdie putt.

Then, Jesus tees off. He slices towards the water, too, but rather than his ball sinking, it floats on top. He walks out on the water, chips up onto the green for an easy birdie put.

Then the old guy tees off. He, too, slices towards the water. Right before the ball hits the water, a fish jumps out and catches the ball. Before it can swim away, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off over the green. It drops the fish, the ball popping from the fishes mouth. Just then, a gopher runs from off the green, grabs the ball and puts it in the hole.

Jesus turns to the old guy and says, "Dad, you never play fair."

posted by Jeffwa at 10:07 AM CDT on March 22

"Despite claims to the contrary by Lee Trevino, he's also known for his proficiency with a 1-iron ..."

Perfect.

posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:21 PM CDT on March 22

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