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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Assistant Coach Pisses Off Baylor University Eric Schnupp, an offensive line/tight ends coach in his first year at the Baptist school, has been suspended for urinating on the bar at Scruffy Murphy's tavern in Waco after closing time Sunday. "Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building," the Waco Tribune-Herald reported.

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Apparently, he wasn't as shitfaced as the rest of the patrons.

Sounds more like he was pissing *on* Baylor University. (Dont' know if the bar is on campus or not, but I couldn't resist.)

It's Baylor - trust me, the bar is not on campus.

It's not on campus, but it's pretty close. It's also a shithole packed to the gills with idiots trying to shove 27 $2 Jello shots down their gullets and chasing it with tequila and god knows what else. Or at least it was when I went to Baylor. Lord, I hated that place. Pissing on the bar there is too good for it. Sue's #2 was where it was at.

Jesus, Footloose was no joke: towns where you can't dance won't let you do anything fun. If there's any justice, ESPN will put Gary Miller on the story. There's no better yellow journalist.

Headline in the Baylor campus paper tomorrow: SCHNUPP, URINE TROUBLE NOW!

It's illegal to piss in public in Texas? WTF? Molly Ivins would have had a field day with this story.

I would imagine it's illegal to piss in public just about anywhere. You sure can't do it in New Orleans during Mardi Gras circa 1989. Take my word for that one!!!!!

shouldn't the title be "assistant coach pisses on baylor?"

Yea...they don't cotton to that at Baylor, unless you have a Bible in the other hand, of course.

Considering it's Texas, he's just lucky he didn't get shot and/or executed.

A very responsible professional act by a college coach. Your career is now in the toilet where you should have pissed.

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