America! Beware of young Haitian soccer playing terrorists!

Another example of what people will do to live in the greatest country in da world. Maybe someone should tell them they will hafta work 5 mths out of every year just to pay income taxes...but then again, coming from squalor, these kids have probably dealt with much worse

posted by dezznutz at 07:38 PM - reply - flag:

Another example of what people will do to live in the greatest country in da world. When I read the article, it didn't mention Canada. Maybe I missed something. I'll go back and peruse it now.

posted by tommytrump at 08:10 PM - reply - flag:

Another example of what people will do to live in the greatest country in da world. When I read the article, it didn't mention Haiti. Maybe I missed something. I'll go back and peruse it now.

posted by NoMich at 10:17 PM - reply - flag:

these kids have probably dealt with much worse Understatement of the year. No probably about it. Unless of course you were being ironic. Oh, God, I can't even tell any more.

posted by owlhouse at 10:40 PM - reply - flag:

Heh. When I read this, I was reminded of what happened one time when my high school class took a field trip to New York. Yes, it's just barely possible that people are reading too much into this.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 07:11 AM - reply - flag:

When I read this, I was reminded of what happened one time when my high school class took a field trip to New York. So, you snuck off and went to Scores, too?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:16 AM - reply - flag:

Another example of what people will do to live in the greatest country in da world. When I read the article, it didn't mention Canada. Maybe I missed something. I'll go back and peruse it now. Canada? Oh...you mean America Lite.

posted by budman13 at 09:36 AM - reply - flag:

So, you snuck off and went to Scores, too? No...I think I better not mention where I did go, though.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 10:48 AM - reply - flag:

'Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere and thousands of Haitians leave the country each year to escape miserable living conditions, violence and political instability.' Anywere is the Western Hemisphere can be considered the best country in da World for these boys, even New Yorks, ghetto!

posted by sap_basis at 12:13 PM - reply - flag:

I think I better not mention where I did go, though. Bathroom? German-American Bund Hall? Outback? The ESPN Zone?

posted by yerfatma at 12:59 PM - reply - flag:

TGI Friday's? Original Ray's? Hunting rats with Letterman and Shaeffer?

posted by tommytrump at 01:17 PM - reply - flag:

Scammed a young tourist into buying a fake ID in Times Square?

posted by YukonGold at 01:32 PM - reply - flag:

Daily Bugle? Baxter Building? Law offices of Murdock and Nelson?

posted by yerfatma at 02:10 PM - reply - flag:

Bar in the meatpacking district. The rest is left to the imagination of the reader.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 02:59 PM - reply - flag:

Hur hur hur. She said meatpacking, Beavis.

posted by rodgerd at 03:13 PM - reply - flag:

/imagines a place that serves alcohol across a plank

posted by yerfatma at 03:42 PM - reply - flag:

Law offices of Murdock and Nelson? Or up the street from Murdock and Nelson at the firm of Dewey Screwum & Howe.

posted by tommytrump at 06:01 PM - reply - flag:

Bar in the meatpacking district. Ouch. Appletini, huh? Yeah that's embarassing.

posted by YukonGold at 06:13 PM - reply - flag:

Dewey Screwum & Howe Don't they work with Erasmus B. Dragon? Personal confession: as a kid I registered all pieces of pirated software as Noone Atall, Esq. from Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

posted by yerfatma at 07:17 PM - reply - flag:

well the 13 Haitian kids have been accounted for, but 2 Cuban players went missing during the CONCACAF Gold Cup this week.

posted by goddam at 09:01 PM - reply - flag:

Canada? Oh...you mean America Lite. Yep. America Lite - "Tastes great, less killing".

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:34 PM - reply - flag:

Bar in the meatpacking district. Where you drank Beefeaters Gin, no doubt.

posted by Howard_T at 05:46 PM - reply - flag:

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

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