When I look for advice about this and that, I always consult a woman who is almost nine months pregnant.
You know, this whole "rent my body space out for advertising" was cute the first five hundred times I saw it. Now, it's just annoying and stupid. Not only that, this chick's navel has this weird, foreskin-type overhang to it. It's pretty nasty, and I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing it splattered all over the damn TV all the damn time. Come up with something original, and I'll care. Now, if the baby comes down the chute with a corporate logo laser-tattooed on his scalp, that would be impressive. This is simply banal.
Renting out your stomach is nothing. Sarah Spain actually had people willing to pay 1500 bucks in order to give her a super bowl ticket. She ended up getting 4 tickets from Axe body spray and turning the tables and offering to give one away. Tell me those she wouldn't make a better wife than someone who's already pregnant.
Nice link, Bern. That guy's pretty damned funny, although I don't him appropriating my ability to use my penis as a belt.
I never seem to meet girls like this. I'm not sure that's a bad thing.
Isn't this just a less exploitive form of prostitution? And less entertaining too?
Hope she never develops a serious drug addiction. She exploits her unborn baby for Super Bowl tickets, she'd probably sell off her kid for crack (a bit dramatic, maybe, but I don't like people screaming for attention in all these ridiculous ways).
I already have a trophy wife... been with me almost 50 years... I think the business of selling body space has slipped past the ridiculous into the sublime.
God I hate my people sometimes.
This is even worse than Chiefs fan Bellyboy,fer crise sake.
Hey if someone wanted to give me superbowl tickets for putting a temporary tattoo on my beer belly....DUH!
I thought that Andrei Kirilenko had the best wife in the world?
Good point.
i find it very hard to get worked up over this.
