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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Lions' assistant coach arrested for driving in the buff, among other things. Giving the term "naked bootleg" a whole new meaning, Detroit Lions' assistant coach Joe Cullen has been arrested twice in the past two weeks, once for "driving on a public street without any clothes on."

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Pride of Quincy, MA! Yay!

Guess the players can't have ALL the fun, huh?

What is it about the NFC North? I know we live in the frozen north, and summer is but a glimmer of time each year, but first "Love Boat" and now this, perhaps the "Norris" Division should be changed to the "NoRis(que)" Division.

Oh, man.

Eddie Griffin was riding shotgun.

Classic line SummersEve. My hat, shirt, and pants are off to you.

Maybe he was trying to get climatized for those games in Green Bay and Chicago?

I'm sensing a little NFL hypocrisy here. If this were a player, a private treatment program would hardly be the only punishment he would be facing.

He really likes you SummersEve.

Only the Lions... bperk, Where is this treatment center for nude drivers you speak of?

He should be happy this didn't happen in San Diego......

It's against the law to drive naked!?! Damn, I'd better cut it out.

The least he could've done was strap a sock on his johnson like Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Then he could've just said that it was a fashion statement.

Where is this treatment center for nude drivers you speak of? It's called rehab. Some folks can't handle their liquor.

If you want to be invited to Fred Smoot's next party, you should ask first, Joe - then you can practice.

So when will they start drug testing the coaches?

He was just on his way over to Jon 3:16 Kitna's house for a baptism.

So when will they start drug testing the coaches? Matt Millen ought to thank his lucky stars that they haven't started testing on GM's, because he must be doing some kind of drugs with the personnel moves he makes (and no I don't have a scientific study to back that up).

Um...He was trying to symbolize the rebirth of the Detroit Lions franchise...getting nekked like a newborn baby...um...yeah...

Hmmm...a (Honolulu) blue streak, as it were.

Think something like this get listed on a Carfax report?

Matt Millen does reveal a lot about himself on his myspace page.

Think something like this get listed on a Carfax report? Depends: cloth seats? Alternatively: Depends. Cloth seats.

Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has encountered legal trouble for, among other things, allegedly driving without clothes. One more reason not to play for the Detroit Lions.... but i'm sure the team was fired up after that one...

How about that! A professional sports figure with NOTHING to hide...

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How irresponsible of Cullen. Some coaches just don't understand that whether they want to be or not, they are role models for their players and they set the standards for the players behavior. Cullen has to realize how stupid and objectionable his antics are, I mean come on man, ordering fried french fries and a hamburger during the season! That sort of eating habit belongs in the off-season. I bet his drink wasn't even diet!

Seriously, how, at the next meeting of the defensive line that he presides over, can the players not practically bust a gut laughing?

Forget the D-line, how about anyone in the entire free world. The next time Cullen is done being intimate with his girlfriend/boyfriend and he asks her/him," Was it good for you?" how can she/he not respond by saying "You should have biggie sized it". He should quit now and move to Nepal and save himself a lifetime worth of grief.

A message to Joe Cullen, paraphrasing Dean Wormer: "Fat, Drunk and Naked is no way to go through life, son". ps. FIRE MILLEN!

leave the man alone, he's only having a little fun.

WHY!!!!!!!

Dear God, I think we've all agreed on something. Sort of.

You mean im the only guy here who enjoys the feeling of freedom you get crusing around town butt naked with the top down so you can feel the wind in your...um, hair.

Im pretty sure you are.... but theres this other guy on here- like redsoxr... or something like that who loves to drive around naked....

Just kidding! ; )

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