Oh, she's going to be on the next season of "Surreal Life," no question.
you guys give her too much credit. This is only the 3rd time I've heard her mentioned since she became "famous" and that was while she was still dating a MLB pitcher. We'll hear even less of her now, unless she is so desperate as to appear on Surreal Life. As for finding another athlete, who would hook up with her? Looks-wise, as I mentioned, there's at least 10 better looking at the nearest strip club. Personality-wise, she's attrocious...imagine an athlete WANTING to have his wife come out and say she's the one who negotiated his contract (when in fact she didn't)? I think Kris was the only cuckold-type athlete that would put up with her and now they're through. Dennis Rodman may hook up with her, but that's about the only one I can see.
After reading metsblog, I have to make a strong declarative statement...Benson was moved because of Anna, not because of arm fatigue. Last year at ST, she moved into her rented house and promptly threw the mattresses that were there out on the lawn because they weren't what she had requested. That was the beginning of the end. This message will self-destruct in t-minus infinity
A. Kris and Anna Benson are not even remotely as famous as Brangelina or Brannifer or whatever the hell they are called. B. Yes, she's reasonably hot but so is compost. Let's get a thread going about what a bitch Tawny Kitaen is next.
Let's get a thread going about what a bitch Tawny Kitaen is next. Shhh! Don't say that outloud. She'll kick your ass.
Did she throw down with Steve Harwell on Surreal Life yet?
Looks-wise, as I mentioned, there's at least 10 better looking at the nearest strip club. ... I think Kris was the only cuckold-type athlete that would put up with her ... Sheesh. They have three kids. She said on the Howard Stern show that after his arm surgery, she had to wipe his ass. Maybe there's more going on in their relationship than her ability to make the beast with two backs.
her ability to make the beast with two backs. Ha! That was pretty good I've never heard that one before. Good points rcade but why didn't he just go lefty after the arm surgery?
IAGO I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.
Never read/seen Othello, or King Leer for that matter... I feel uneducated.
That's one of my favorite euphemisms for sex (second only to "makin' tortillas"), and I didn't know it was coined by Shakespeare. That's greatness.
Here's more on why he didn't go lefty:
Devoted wife that she is, it was noted that when Benson had arm surgery a couple of years ago, Anna held his cock when he went to the bathroom and wiped him after he took a shit. "He could not do anything or himself," she explained, noting how the surgery required a ligament from the left arm being relocated to the right arm. Stern wanted more details on the ass wiping process. Benson also noted that when the surgery was performed her husband was throwing up all over the place on the plane ride. "He couldn't hold down pain medication and stop throwing up." Stern said with all the duties that Benson claims she's performed- including sex- he'd give her $250,000. "Honey bear, it costs a lot more money to get me to do that," Benson told him.
Warning: The link contains really unflattering nude photo of Anna Benson.
Never read/seen Othello, or King Leer for that matter "King Leer" should be the title of this thread. "Thou art a votary to fond desire."
Warning: The link contains really unflattering nude photo of Anna Benson. It's not all that unflattering. Kinda reminds me of my 2nd wife. Hmmmm.....maybe it's not so good at that.
Rats. I went the Shakespeare route when I had a perfectly good Morrissey gag waiting right there for me. "Your boyfriend, he Went down on one knee Well, could it be He's only got one knee?" -- King Leer Hmmm. Maybe it would have been funnier if the boyfriend gets down on one elbow...
Of all the threads, this is the the one that quotes Shakespeare most often. Alas poor SpoFi, I knew him/they well, Horatio. and......scene
BP, you beat me to it, and I'm glad of it, 'cause you did it much better. Pop culturists of the World, unite and reference something obscure (before the days of the Internet).
It's not exactly old, but i keep thinking of the bloodhound gang song, saying that the drummer from def leppard only has one arm...
Holy crap, Shakespeare came up with "makin' tortillas?" Dude, I had no idea.
i remember readin her website..she makes most neocon's look like liberals..lol!! worst part is that she's freakin stupid to boot..i gotta feeling she's gonna run for congress in the fall..lol!!!
The minimal time that Anna has left is dedicated to managing her husband's career, raising her three children, and contributing countless hours to several local charities Nice priorites. And she has a cat named (I shit you not) Grandmaster Pokey Foo. But I don't see how you guys are slagging her looks. She's pretty goddamned hot.
