Bummer! Now the Cowboys will need to come up with another excuse the next time they go to Philadelphia.
Hamilton, NZ is a boring place. Hell, even Hamilton, Ontario, Canada is ten times more exciting. But the Reds suck, and blaming the city is a pisspoor lame excuse for losing. And Byron Kelleher has lost the plot for the past year, too much porn distraction on the brain (Justin Marshall, all is forgiven, you can return home now, there's a job opening for you). Much more worrying for the ABs is the drinking and carousing of Daniel Carter -- keep yr nose clean Danny-boy.
Oh, and Kelleher doesn't actually live in boring landlocked Hamilton, he just works there and makes the daily commute to practise from his and Kaylani Lei's swanky sexual gymnasium located on a remote piece of coastline near Tauranga.
