You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Always double down on 11.
655: "Back of the net - You got her number! And thanks to Oil Control you're looking good off the pitch, too." Um.. thanks, Oil Control. I think. Hey wait a minute, they're trying to turn us into girls! F that oil control pretty boy noise. I'm washing my hair with a bar of soap tomorrow morning.
Starfucker, I'm sorry.
Aww, i'm just kidding. No need to get all dramatic. I was just surprised when that thing popped up and started installing itself.
1500! Woot! Shoulder-to-shoulder technique is doing me proud.
Starfucker, I'm still sorry.