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Monday, July 28, 2003

Writing in the Orlando Sentinel, Norman Chad suggests that horse racing is on its last legs. "Frankly, I think Ferdinand's a better metaphor for the sport at the moment than Seabiscuit."

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I dunno, I think the guy was more interested in stretching for laughs than in making a real case for the impending death of horse racing. I've been to the local track a couple of times in the past few years, and the crowds were decent, and certainly not all "pre-New Deal." And it was a ton o' fun, too, although it would have been better if we'd been wearing white suits and drinking mint juleps.

I like the track as well, but I think that you have a lot of people like the idea of the track. Take those people around -- and they'll leave -- and you're left with pre-New Dealers.

Washington Post article on the "fading of racing life." (minor reg req'd) I don't know a single person who follows horse racing. Though I understand that Bob Nastanovich of Pavement moved across the street from Churchill Downs because he's a big bettor...

I'd like to point out that Norman Chad is a professional knob. For those of you who don't know Chad's work, he is a co-host during the movies ESPN Classic runs when they don't have a SportsCentury on Van Lingle Mungo to air. He also does a weekly pick chart for the NFL, complete with snappy banter and snotty comments. That would be fine (I do the same thing and am considering posting it here every week), but his track record sucks. Going a whole two games over .500 for a season and a losing season the year before is not much of a reason to try again. And what's with (are you ready?) all the parenthetical clauses (but I like them!)? It's like trying to read an ingredients listing on a chocolate bar.

Chad's columns would be funny, if he was capable of being funny.

"I'd like to point out that Norman Chad is a professional knob." - wfrazerjr Good stuff!

thank yew, thank yew ... Would there be any interest in my Norman Chad-like (but funnier, and with fewer parentheses) ramblings about the week to come in the NFL? Could I post them as a column every week without being overbearing?

I think that would be cool as we're not getting much in the way of columns. And I can't imagine you not being funnier than him--why my daily (SJ Mercury News) bothers to run his fecal matter is beyond me.

I used to love Norman Chad's football picks when he was (syndicated, I guess) (sorry, wfrazerjr) in the Washington Post. I only read them for the funny bits, not the picks. This may be a coincidence, but he seemed to get markedly less funny around the time he disappered from the Post. And wfrazerjr, a weekly column would be fun.

You got it, and always, remember - these picks are not for gambling purposes.

these picks are not for gambling purposes Killjoy.

No, it's because I don't want someone putting a hit out on my ass after they piss away the mortgage payment on my advice.

That was all a simple misunderstanding. Besides, I sold the gun. The handgun anyway.

In Britain, horse racing apparently exists mainly as something for people to bet on. In the absence of High Street betting shops in the US, what is the point?

OTB, salmacis.

I took the bailiff's car and went to OTB!

What is OTB?

Off Track Betting

You mean bookies actually at the racecourse?

Not sure I follow. OTB is just a venue to place bets if you can't make it to the track. I'm not an avid wagerer myself, so I'm no help with the bookies question.

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